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I've dated quite a few already and nothing compares to what I've gotten out of the nearly six years of commitment I've had with my girl now.

Everywhere.

Much later than I should.

No sir and/or ma'am, I am a proud Satanist.

No, but it certainly alleviates headaches. I actually don't care to make a lot of money in my life. I only care to enjoy it (both my life and my money) thoroughly.

I can't say that I am.

Most likely either yogurt or cheese. Being a vegan would be hard for me unless I was met with some excellent substitutes. Vegetarianism is just fine for me right now.

I don't have a serious answer to this question because I don't dance... Who knows though, maybe I'll pick it up later in life.

I've only ever been as far north as New York city and as far south as Orlando, Florida. This needs to be swiftly rectified.

The ability to shapeshift into any animal in existence at any given point in time.

Both, but neither. I'm one of those rare people who see cats and dogs as both completely admirable. I love them both to death, but my horrid allergies prevent me from enjoying the ownership of either. It's torture, really.

"Those who spell magic with a 'k'--aren't."

You mean aside from more wishes?

Let's see...

1. My lifespan extended a thousandfold with my youthfulness stretched out over that span.

2. The ability to shapeshift into any animal of my choosing at any given time.

and

3. To have myself rid of all physical flaws such as my poor vision, bad allergies, semi-stained teeth... and maybe I can get more hair growth on my face and none at all on my back and pubic area if that's not too much to ask.)

How's that, eh?

I've gone by Jack, but I somehow picked up "The Black Wizard" at work.

Yeah.

I'd rather use a Linux, but any operating system works for me as long as its on a computer I built myself.

Thanks, but I'll take criticism seriously when it's written in an un-anonymous and articulate manner. I may not write about things you like or agree with, but at least I know how to write those things. :)

Thus Spoke Zarathustra, by Nietzsche. I'm loving it to death, but its taking me months to get through due to a combination of me being a slow (but comprehensive) reader and me not having the time to read.

Not often enough, apparently.

He's a fucker and I'm glad he's "dead". However, it was wrong of the government to not try him in court. All are innocent until proven guilty.