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Oh, I had a hat when I came in,
and I hung it on the rack,
and I'll have a hat when I go out
or I'll break somebody's back.
I'm a decent man, I am I am
and I don't want to shout,
but I had a hat when I came in
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Ooooooh, Rob Pattinson! Wait. You said play with me, right. Yes, Rob... oh yeah... um... excuse me for a moment...
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I noticed today that I spend about 95% of my time in total silence. But I think that's because there is ALWAYS a song playing in my head.
Right now it's Always By Your Side, the Sheryl Crow and Sting version.
Earlier it was a Newfie song:
"I had a hat when I came in,
and I hung it on the rack,
and I'll have a hat when I go out
or I'll break somebody's back.
I'm a decent man, I am I am
and I don't want to shout,
but I had a hat when I came in
and I'll have a hat when I go out".
We Newfoundlanders are a very deep race. -
Dude, I'm from Newfoundland! You wanna know weird? Our most common greeting is "How're ya gettin' on, me ole cock?" That means "Hello, friend". Them French assholes ain't got nothing on us! I'm only in Ontario for the free lodgings. And because my sister is the most awesomest person who ever lived on the face of this earth.
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Because the monkeys will bite you!!!
I had that sign by the door of my condo... my own little warped welcome mat.
Other signs I've had:
"Dogs welcome - cats by appointment only"
"Nude Beach" with a finger pointing to the bedroom and
"BEWARE: Pickpockets and Loose Women".
I like artwork that entertains! -
Definitely invest it all. And continue living on my credit cards.
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