I reckon Ringo.

Uhh.. okay? :3

No. But then I don't believe in evil. You're likely normal.

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Long, long drawn-out physical and psychological torture. My method would vary depending on the gender of the person in question, and how much they may have pissed me off. Generally though, it's people (very usually annoying females) I witness randomly who ignite feelings in me that give me these fantasies.

Generally, my victim/s would linger around with me for some time before being finally killed. They would be tied up for long durations and locked in a dark room whereby they would fear glimpsing my shadow or sound of my movement. If my victim is female, she would be tied on the floor in this dank, dark, bare room with a spotlight casting a light down on us.

I would treat myself to her body whilst she remains helpless, mostly her breasts and butt. I would laugh at her and play with her like a toy. When it gets to the point that I feel she thinks she is truly done for, I would perhaps excite myself by setting her free for a short amount of time. I'd like to let her try to fight me just so I could mock and taunt her further by allowing her helplessness to be truly measured by how little chance she stands against me.

Then as she cries, having been completely spent, she would be resigned to her ropes and bound up once again. I would then strip naked and dance happily around her, flaunting my freedom in every sense by stimulating myself on parts of her body. How she dies though.. I don't know. Donkey punch whilst I fuk her with a strap-on? Torture fantasies are much more fun than the murder itself. ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't actually want to, or have any plans to murder anyone in real life. Yeah. I'm sane. :P

Play guitar, learn new songs, draw, watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic...

I am both good AND badass. Encouraging people to open up to embrace and adopt a wider understanding of human sexuality without prejudice, character assassinations or negative judgement should be regarded as saintly. The benefits of what I do are pure, positive and healthy in intention. Fucking & learning until rigor mortis. <3

Bestiality, rape / sexual assault, lolicon. Pure head-fantasies.

People who want to be entertained by me pay me through Streamate. At the end of each week I get my money sent to my bank. And thanks!

I was for a while but then got bored with it. I might go back on sometime.

Well thanks! :D

Like waaaarm apple pie. ;D

No. No evidence for it.

Well you live and learn.

I earn a living out of being too much. ;)

Christopher Hitchens. He is in an incredible human being. It's a terrible, terrible shame he is classed as controversial at all.

Here in Britain I'd have to own a pool or go to someone's house to fuck in a pool, but by and large most pools here are in gyms or are public. :( I'd love to fuck in a pool though.

Do cheats, of either gender, always get 'happy endings'?

Big bouncing boobies... I love big tits so much. I just love watching them bounce / swing / sway, etc. Underwater boobs are amazing too.

Methodical, passionate, warm.. Similar to most other people who answer this question though, I suck at compressing myself into just three words.

My first sexual experience came about when I was around 11 - fooling around with a female friend.