1.Only slit your wrists if you/female friend/family is on their period because then you have a excuse for the blood everywhere
2. Don't shit in a shower ffs been there done that.
3.Don't cum in your mums knickers because i did that when i was wanking to amazing jessie and my dad came in with a ipad and knocked it round my face and he was like NIGGA U FUCKING TWAT IMA SLICE UR THROAT OPEN WITH THIS IPOD so I slapped a book agaisnt him and he died. R.I.P DADDY STEVE J<3
4. Don't wank to cbeebies programs because my sister was in the room offering to help with the 'love pogo' sooo..
5.Don't fall in love if your a emo because kayleigh might come rape you, if you are 12 years old becase she is 16 and likes little sausages up her loose fanny o bil
6. Don't try and download a private facebook picture loader because it will cause depression and you shall cut for weeks
7.Don't eat pasta it will make you fat
8. if you see a tshirt with some glasses onit SEND ME IT FFS BECUSE THE CHAIRTY SHOP SOLD IT TO A DOG TO SHIT IN AND I WANTED IT SO PLZ
9. Make a amazon list and because a slut on cam because people will buy you 1000000000's of pounds worth of shit like cameras and clothes woohoo
10. DYE YOUR HAIR BLACK LIKE ME THE LEWIS GUY

YOU GOT THAT OFF TUMBLR MATE

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No but I cut on my wrists/hands if that helps?!

Well yes I have these sisters who are in care but shh i only said that so my ex gf would be sad and i wank over sadness its like a condom over my head

Yeah I have a fish named fannyspots his name was chosen my ass when it farts it says a word so i farted and it said oo ahh fannyspots so his names fannyspots but i have spots on my eyelids

No

Wow man don't offend the fucking goths cos il get the bats from my huge ass crack to suck ur eyeballs out u fucking cunt.

Period? Well I once had a period that lasted for 4 weeks mind it was bad because ollie wanted me to come to his house when im 16 cos 15 is too young for him to rape ma ass with a pogo stick with so i waited whilst rubbing my ass along the carpet but in the end i gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named tulisa

Tbh i think im both because i wank with my left hand and i pick the crust off my feet with my right one so idk but i always cum on kayleighs right hand (NEVER HER LEFT ITS BAD LUCK) if that helps

yes il write all of um
Lewis godfrey
Kayleigh Mulligan
Tulisa
Safi ashokmati aka sahile
benjamin ashley godfrey
kim kardashian and the groovy gang
scooby doo
and ollie chingy chongy rapist and fatty matthew needer ham

Oh my gosh eeeek i love hello kitty :D gay&proud

Chelsea because she cuts herself with a razor just like ME D;

I don't know but to be fair im a funny cunt cos im sat here, in the middle of my pink flooring watching two girls one cup and laughing at myself

Well I like the song titanic because all the cool dudes on the yard with curry in their pants dance to it cos im wid my homies

Oh my god i know who this is this is russell init omg im ur biggest fan baby i got ur gf on bbm init she is ugly as fuck she looks like a hippo down on big barn farm LOVE THAT PROGRAM omg or ur the ben godfrey ohhh shit

YEAH INIT MAN COS IM HIPSTER I HAVE A TUMBLR BUT I FORGOT WOT ITS CALLED IL LK FOR U INA BIT MY MAN

I never sleep I just stay awake all night on oovoo with the oovoo gang and cut myself whilst listening too britney spears

LOL SERS HE IS SO GAY

NO I LOVE BULLYING BECAUSE THATS WOT CHELSEA DOES TO ME GIVE OUT RANDOM PEOPLE MY NUMBER FFS