((Creating ideas for new Pokémon status changes (you know like paralyzed, burned etc), so here they are.))

((Status: Muzzled. Prevents the Pokémon from using any attacks or items that require the use of its mouth. Certain moves can cause this status. Making a Pokémon hold the "Muzzle" item will have the same effect. But it can be useful if the opponent switches held items with the muzzled one.))

((Status: Blind. The Pokémon can't see anything. Its attacks are only 10% likely to hit, and it's 30% likely to hurt ITSELF. Some moves may cause this, as can the "Blindfold" item.))

((Status: Drowsy. The Pokémon is tired, but not quite enough to sleep. It only attacks every two turns, and is the result of a not-quite-successful sleep-inducing move.))

((Status: Trapped. The Pokémon is trapped. It can't escape from battle and moves slower than usual. This clears up after the battle, and can be caused by certain moves and by holding the item "Rope".))

*sparks* You keep away fro me, crazyhead!

*does so*

((Think about it this way. Would you rather live with her, where you have at least a small hope of survival? Or would you rather live out there in the "real world" where people like us have no hope of surviving?))

Do I look like I'm wearing any to you?

*poof*

Baaa?

What's that boy in the picture writing about?

((Lucky, that's Naruto, and hand signs are what ninjas use to do jutsu- um, I mean ninja magic.))

Ninja magic? I call bullshit.

I am a pet. Part time.

I don't even wear clothes.

Morning.

So was the mom of my pups.

She was literally a bitch though.

*poke poke back*

((My first taste of vodka was the equivalent of one mouthful. I downed it in one go, it wasn't very pleasant and smelled odd and then not long after swallowing, I felt really lightheaded and was drooling a lot. I also remember a heat inside my body.))

((I'm getting everything except the vegetables. Vegetables taste bad, most of them. And where's Vaporeon and Glaceon?))

I can't help, I'm powerless!

*glares as the attempt fails*

Morning Koto.

*nuzzle*

Yes, yes, yes, no.

Yes, no, yes, no.