Pretty sure forcing someone to love you is fucking awful.

E

Living in Devon, blonde hair and red wellies sitting on a septic tank. Go, RAF living!

Svenska!

That's useful cause I've always had the hots for spambots,

Yes. Did you know that this is where women glow and men plunder/chunder?

Just now:
New Junk Aesthetic
The Fall of Troy
The Big Dirty
Maestro
and either Toxicity or Steal this album.

Only the lonesome love us, only the careless can handle us?

(No but seriously, because most people are shitty and it's hard to find the ones that aren't)

Ummm. Sleep? Meat? Computers (cause I'm that fucking geeky)?

Reciprocated lust.

One of Terry Pratchett's books. Probably "Guards! Guards!".

There's something to be said for the weight/surface area of the jizz in question. I doubt it.

Please don't jizz on my face.

Et ceci n'est pas une réponse.

Nothing wrong with chubby chicks. If I wanted to fuck someone with the body of a 13 year old Asian boy, I'd fuck a 13 year old Asian boy. And for £5 a pop? Not even a challenge!

Raise him as "Sir Fredrick Spitzer", ride on top of it around town and get it to spit on neds.

19 cords of wood.

Naw.

My flatmate.

I do indeed. There was an epic brand that Farmfoods stocked many years ago called "Explorer" something that was toffee flavoured and had a bunch of bits in it. Kinda had the texture of sand in toffee ice-cream. Best Ice-cream I ever ate. True story.

Really cold. Really cold places are usually awesome but Really hot ones tend to be all sandy and shit.

Your mother's.