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That sounds like a perfect place to camp out during the Zombie Rapture. But how do I know this isnt a zombie trick? Maybe you're just trying to lure in unsuspecting humans into a zombie trap? Just a word of warning: I may still show up, but I'm coming armed and wearing a vest full of hand grenades.
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Nope, not really. I never really solicited it though, because I feel like all those people who make up stories on the Innerets' about their dying daughter or breast augmentation surgery for their dog, and everyone starts donating money because they feel bad. It seems very scammish to me, and while at least *some* of those people were probably legit, how many people do you think just needed a new XBox and were like: "Uhhhh, I have terminal cancer of the taint and healthcare wont cover HALP!"
Plus really, what's my sob story? "Somebody please send money, I sit around all day playing videogames and never receive any sunlight, please help me buy a tanning bed!" -
I think you're mistaken, anon. I dont *love* Batman in the sense that I look up to him and all he stands for, I love him in the sense that I AM him, and when I look in the mirror every morning, I go: "Damn, I'm Batman"
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Hey, religion's cool if you need a social club or something to pass the time, but I prefer to believe in the majestic beauty of the entire universe, the self-perfecting process of evolution, and human beings moreso than some admittedly impressive fanfic written by 200 different dead guys. Just not my thing, but it doesnt bother me if it's yours. But just keep it in your pants, mmkay?
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Use it to buy a magic genie's lamp. Those things dont come cheap, yaknow.
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oh sure... anonymous. Let me get right on following your invisibly ghost blog full of blank pictures and silence. This is the great blog ever! It really sends a message and that message being: "...............". That's deep.
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Yeah it's awesome, one of my all time favorite music videos... back when they were *about something*, man. ::shakes moderately sized fist at The Man::
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What is your name? Sir Ian of Brooksalot
What... is your quest? I seek the Holy Grail!
Do you do this deliberately to win me up or is it just a hilarious joke? Yes. I mean no, I mean AHHHHHHHHHHH -
In reference to this post: http://ianbrooks.tumblr.com/post/1378465952/andrew-wilson-metroid. I thought it was odd that nobody was mentioning it, but it was a pretty cool little detail. It reminds me of Luigi's Mansion for the Gamecube, where the bad guy is "King Boo" and they explicitly say in the game: "he's the Boo with the crown on his head". So I imagine the Metroid in your piece is King of the Metroids. Or Queen, as they're probably asexual. Anyways, excellent work! Thanks for the message.
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Nope, no bleeding hearts on Tumblr it would seem. Not that I've ever asked, of course. Because I'm way too good for that. I will not dance for your peanuts! Nor will I do tricks for your personal amusement! I'm a human being, damnit. And I have principles. I am a man of honor. Always remember that.
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I'm beyond all genres and classifications that can be alphabetized, categorized, and easily referenced. Now that I have the hipster answer out of the way: I lean more towards the many and varied permutations of Rock 'n Fucking Roll. Classic rock, hard rock, alternative, blues, shoegaze, industrial, and I went through a big metal phase several years ago. But really, as cliched as it is, I honestly listen to a bit of everything. I love finding new music and there usually isnt a moment of the day I dont have something playing gently caressing my earhole.
I've been contemplating starting a music tumblr for this pursuit. Okay, that's sort of a lie: I HAVE started a music tumblr but just havent posted anything to it yet because I'm not sure which direction I want to take it. But I'll figure it out one of these days. -
asked by shannonja
As it turns out, what they thought was a Triceratops was really the juvenile form of another dinosaur called the Torosaurus. But because we, in the Internet Community, raised awareness for the plight of the disenfranchised Triceratops, Science had no choice but to bend to our inexorable will and change it so that the common vernacular for both creatures will now just be "Triceratops". For those playing along at home, that's Internets: 1, Science: SUCK IT
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Uhhh YEAH. If women are allowed to breastfeed in public, I should at least be allowed to touch my balls. It's a God-given right, protected by the Constitution. And you know what? Unlike selfish mothers who are never accept assistance in those matters, I'm more than happy to let somebody else scratch them for me, you know, spread the love around a little.
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Actually, the very reason I was wearing more than one pair of sunglasses was BECAUSE of zombies. Each pair serves a different function, one is infrared, one is night vision (since I was wearing them at night, see), and the last pair just looks sweet-ass because who wants to be walking around wearing goofy looking night vision goggles during the Zombie Rapture, amirite?
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I do mind. How dare you, anon. HOW DARE YOU. Somebody please remove this anon from the Internet immediately!
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1.) Elbow, never underestimate the amazingly saucy feel of a fresh 'bow 2.) I parallel park like a fucking surgeon. NO! Like a rocket scientist! Like dudes who put together 18,000 piece Lego sets. I mastermind that shit. When I drive, the world becomes a Dungeon in which I am the Keeper, so anything I say goes. 3.) Honest answer: Jesus. 4.) I can turn street lamps off with the power of my MIND 5.) I collect rusty spoons and stroke them because they're a pleasure for the tips
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I'm all about compromise, so hows about cheesecake-stuffed brownies? Wrapped in bacon! And served by monkeys in funny hats! Ohhgghhggahaaaaaaaaaaaaonnomnomnomnomnomnom. That is the sound of deliciousness and awesomeness battling it out Gladiator-style before realizing their lot is best served if they form an epic team-up and gangbang the Universe into submission. Even a zombie could appreciate that!
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Specially formulated and created in a lab, built from spare parts, and infused with MAGIC. Also, wearing three pairs of sunglasses at nights immediately gives you +25 Awesomeness Points you can use to level up. Give it a try!
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Thanks anon :) It's all true, you know. I dont lie about things like that.
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Ian Brooks’s Bio
My name is Ian Brooks and I am definitely some form of addict.
