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Because I wear nice clothes, apparently
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It's only customary
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I would indeed donate $4 to that man. It's almost a shame to see what happened to Dusty Hill of ZZ Top. As for him kicking my ass, I would retaliate by referring Ryan McPherson to him...we need a new Bum Fights movie
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1408, because it was nice to see John Cusack being the one getting tortured for a change, as apposed to the viewers...
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I think the snake is merely compensating for something, or lack there of. Poor guy has an inny, and chances are that leopard not only had an outty, it was probably hung like a black panther.
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I would probably say, no thanks, and suggest the dolphin check out a beautiful national park at Taiji, Wakayama in Japan.
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I would most definately eat the cheese, then wait until it's digested, and whip my feces at the dolphin for being a tool (much like whoever asked this question)
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see, bald people dont even need a drivers license, they transport themselves via a glitter excreted from cleansing fluid bottles
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'All Night Long' By Lionel Richie
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Hawaiian "For the man who just doesnt give a fuck"
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21/sure/on my kitchen counter?
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With dignity, and a cigarette.
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I'd like to say 1, but I'm possitive ur mother would know best, and while ur asking her, u mind telling her I want my boxers back
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The best movie of all time, in my opinion is Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. For quite possibly the biggest orgy scene in history
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Out of my stomache, so i could scare the shit out of ppl when i complain about my stomache hurting.
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thats an easy one, because nobody makes donuts quite like you lol
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I wouldn't say anything, I'd just hit him in the head with a rolled up newspaper and tell him to smarten up
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Evan Johnson
Toronto, ON
Evan Johnson’s Bio
Basically I'm awesome, partially due to the fact that I kick ass, but if you really want to know anything, just ask
