It's hard to dance with a devil on your back, so shake him off.

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      I always thought the shampoo instructions were unnecessary.

      I mean, there's no instructions on the toilet paper package. >_<

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      Tonight; I spoon old ladies in the check-out line at Wal-mart all the time.

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      HushYael responded to OhHeyChie 8 Dec 11

      When I got pregnant...

      In the words of Juno "what more shenanigans could I get into?"

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      If that's the only thin left to do, yeah, i guess so.

      GET THE PAPER AND GLUE KASEY, YOU, ME, AND LOGAN ARE MAKING PAPER MACHE BABIES WHILE WE HIDE FROM ZOMBIES.

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      HushYael responded to splamxo 8 Dec 11

      That awkward moment when you were adopted and look nothing like either of your parents. xD

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      HushYael responded to OhHeyChie 8 Dec 11

      Well, Some men prefer other men... some men look past body type, and physical appearance altogether..

      It depends on the guy.

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Matea’s Bio

Nebraska.

I was a person once, sending off unread letters and
receiving no reply.