I'm a bit too old for that malarky!

Well, lucky Sherlock. I'll have a look at the room once you and Sherlock've gone out.

Oh he wasn't, he had his own house but there was a fire or something like that, terrible really. So he didn't have enough money to get his own house again, his brother offered to lend him some money, charming man, but Sherlock declined. God knows why. A flat share was the only way around it and I owed Sherlock anyway, so it all worked out in the end!

Well that would certainly do the trick!

Good, if the other residents start complaining to the police about his racket he'll be have to be kicked out, what with not having a licence for that thing anyway. I wouldn't want that to happen to poor Sherlock, I'm sure he doesn't want to go back to living where he was before. You can keep it to yourself John dear..

Alright, I suppose not. I don't want to get him into one of his moods, I can't stand that gun firing. I'll stay well away, he's probably annoyed enough that he had to have his room cleared anyway. I won't question your methods John!

Oh can I have a look later? I wouldn't want to do the job myself, scared I'll find an arm or something under the bed. And whatever chemicals he's dealing with wouldn't be too good for my health, what with my hip and everything. Good luck! But how on earth did you manage to get him to let you clean his room?

Oh good luck with that! He won't let me touch a thing in there...

He's Sherlock's brother isn't he?

Yes, just closed the shop and Sherlock seems to be occupied enough upstairs so I can have a nice quiet evening!

It's just not getting any better! My doctor said if I kept on the pills for at least two weeks the pain would stop. But it hasn't at all really, doesn't help that I have to be on my feet all day, doing this and that for Sherlock.

Oh, you'll only need the one room now then? That would be just fine dear, Laura from down the road was asking if there were any rooms free for her and her husband Keith, I'll go and tell her and she can move in.

Sorry dear, I was a bit busy with my shop, I'll be online more often now.

Oh I wouldn't call him a sociopath, he's just a bit eccentric really.

6.30

I'm online! Though I have to attend to the shop in a moment.

Hello.

Thank you. And don't forget to stop by and try my lemon tee!

Thank you dear, and thank you for shopping at Snacks and Baps!

Oh, dear, I don't need to imagine.