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Damnit! And on the one day I have a pimple! How did you know?
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Hipsters hate on everything popular.
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There may or may not be a deity. Maybe Jews are chosen. If there are Jews.
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It depends what you mean by "best". I'd say Andrew Ference of the Boston Bruins because he is the best hipster who happens to be an athlete. He has the glasses, the tattoos, the bike...it's all there. He cares about the Earth and told reporters once that he was going "carbon neutral".
But the best athlete who also happens to be a hipster? Different question, different answer. I'd lean towards either Steve Nash or Amar'e Stoudemire, which might make the 2004-2010 Phoenix Suns the most hipster team of all time.
Nash ran some of most unconventionally put together teams in recent NBA history, and being the leader of a weird hodgepodge collection of talent gives him some serious hipster sports cred. He also only endorses “socially responsible” companies and has also dabbled in film starting his own indy production company.
Amar’e gains his hipster cred from being the second banana on those weird Suns teams and also from visiting Israel, sort of becoming Jewish, keeping Kosher and generally being that hipster friend who went to England for a semester and now has a fucking Cockney accent. He also up and left Phoenix to be in NY, a fairly common hipster migration pattern. -
Formspring Question of the Day
asked by FormspringPBRs and vintage tees for all, abortions for others!
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Your mother is a very nice lady. A saint, really.
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That implies that the 'clan' dates. So............15.
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Drink Natty, watch exclusively ESPN (or ESPN2 or ESPNU), and get into fist fights with other bros over baseball.
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If he didn't control the media to say specifically what he wanted them to, he wouldn't be funny. No real person says the stupid shit the media spews every day.
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What are you asking me for eh? How the heck am I supposed to know the answer to this stupid question dummy?! Go read the simple child paragraph in the megilah yo.
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You need to stop being such a stupid idiot head and learn how to cheat! I mean COME ON! If you suck at cheating you should offer the teacher drugs or sex duh!
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Hells yeah you should date him! Afro+ Mixtapes = lady boner and cars are so 12 years ago. I'm sure you guys will be fine traveling by fixed gear bicycle, skate board, or heelys.
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Sorry to break it to you bubbalah but those pills don’t work. Your boyfriend’s peen is going to be the size of a baby carrot forever. You can try crushing the pills and sprinkle it into the choulent but it ain’t gonna work. Instead you should have him wear a strap on and bone you with that. Also look on the bright size at least giving him beejs is easier right?? right??? …..sorry.
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OK brah,
I have got to say I really don’t know what the deal is with Jdate these days…when I was on it there were a butt load of douche-bags… though I did meet two creepy guys on it that I’m still friends with. Oh also I made some dude off it cry once… Anyways. What I’m trying to say here is don’t pay the big moneys for Jdate. All the alt girls are on okcupid like duhhhhh! Jdate is for annoying Japs who flat iron their hair, wear coach bags, and love the Black Eyed Peas. Okcupid is free so it has more people on it and it lets you search ladies based on religion. Good luck shopping for the Jew ladies on the Internets. If you don’t find a wife I’m sure you can at least get a few beejs out of it. -
asked by ExperimentalMe
I dont actually own any subscriptions right now due to me not really having a home. Or money. But I read 1000 different online magazines a week
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