He's on the top of my hit list. Does that explain enough?

Not really. My sister and I once pretended to have imaginary friends. Mine was called Hannah. It lasted all of a month, but it was more like we said we had imaginary friends for the sake of it without actually having imaginary friends.

... I think you need help.

Doing bad in high school, obsessed with girls and afraid I was losing all my friends to some weird cult..

A phoenix.

As far as mythology goes, they are a bird of great beauty that live quite some time, then die upon a funeral pyre only to be reborn from the ashes. The phoenix is often symbolic of youth and immortality. Or if calling someone a phoenix, it can describe a person that has become renewed or restored after suffering a great deal. I feel like that describes myself a fair bit.

Oh, look at me, getting all philosophical and shit.

I am ridiculously ticklish, but that is NOT an invitation. Tickle me and I will kick your fucking face in.

Jenna Marbles, Kingsley, and Hannah! ;D

OMG THE HORROR.

Well, let me break it down for you.

-Jane would get so goddamn drunk she'd probably go off to give Axl a lapdance combined with lots and lots of sex. Well, she'd do that sober, BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT.
- Alec would be funny as hell even slightly tipsy and more than a little adventurous with LeBeau ;). Hell, he'd probably dance on a table and swing his shirt around. I'D PAY TO SEE THAT, OKAY?
- And as a result, LeBeau would have a panic attack/seizure and never be the same.
Demetri would probably not get drunk by choice. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS QUESTION... he would get so wasted Heidi would FINALLY complete her goal of getting him laid. Several times. IN A ROW.
-Heidi would be Heidi. Same as usual. Just drunk.
-Corin would have a hot smexy threesome with Heidi and some random guard. MAYBE DEMETRI WHILE HE'S DRUNK.
-Felix, well... I don't think Felix would be much different than he his now.
- I don't know about Charlotte or Faith, either. Or Afton. So I will skip those for more comedic drunks.
-LIKE ARO. OMG ARO CAN NEVER CONSUME ALCOHOL. The world would end. AS WE KNOW IT. He would probably drunk-dial Carlisle.
-Sulpicia wouldn't even know what to do with alcohol. I can't see her holding her liquor so she'd probably just pass out in a chair. Poor Aro. No fun for him.
-Caius would be a mean, angry drunk. Plain and simple.
-Marcus would be *le gasp* Happy? JOVIAL EVEN? Yes. I think so. Alcohol would be good for Marcus.

THAT WAS THE MOST FUN THING I HAVE EVER ANSWERED. BLESS YOU, ANON.

(I swear I am not drunk.)

Well duh. Where do you think the Daleks came from?

If I am not in Slytherin on Pottermore, I will become a Mormon.

You're not my boyfriend. o___o

All the Nickelodeon shows from the '90s, definitely. Hey Arnold!, Rugrats, Angry Beavers, etc. Those were some of the best shows. Now they all suck. :(

Nickelodeon should really have a flashback week or something and play a bunch of old shows from the '90s all that week. It would be so awesome.

+smiles big and hugs back+ :D

The law of common sense would be nice. Then again, a lot of people would probably be arrested for not having any.

I'm not very superstitious but I believe that a Jane Rinaldi crossing your path causes bad luck.

For a human, she's pretty badass and violent. She doesn't take shit, which is something I respect. I don't take shit either.

Hannah is one of the OCRPG's followers and has stuck around since the beginning and as I said, she's fucking awesome. Her formspring is http://www.formspring.me/hannahtastic.

Er... well, I suppose if I HAVE to choose it would be @HannahTastic. She's pretty fucking awesome in my books and I know she'd make one hell of a vampire.

My PM cannot be tamed.

Jane, of course. I've been pining after her for decades. She's the love of my life.

That was sarcasm by the way. I wouldn't ever want to force someone to love me.