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    1. Hamish Pillay

      I have given it a hard cold bat. Brilliantly I found a link that will make those annoying suggestions disappear. twitter needs to realise, it isn't facebook.
      Here you go if you want to rid yourself of it in Twitter.
      https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/heghjhalliekgoihnnabkafoimoeeckp

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      False. really? Maybe you would like to give a more accurate one. You do realise some of it wasn't really. Some of them were not in any movies and they don't really kill people for a living.

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      You're going to have to be more specific there hun. Sorry to disappoint you. And that list, as I mentioned before was based on emails received. Don't think I chose the dudes did you?

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      At university organising one of the biggest parties in Rhodes' history. I remember it because...

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      I started writing several years ago. about 6 years ago I started with the idea and ambition of writing. I also thought I would be married with kids by now. Good to know I don't make the hard decisions about my life.

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      Have you read my blog? Ask my lovely editor whose patient and kind and carries a big stick. I am a lazy writer. I hate re-reading my stuff for technical errors. I only re-read for continuity and even that's dicey. To put it simply, I make alot fo typos.

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      Yes. I blocked a broken tooth cock spy from Newcastle and Cape Town. And I remove people who annoy me with their obligation to stupidity.

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      I've watched Jackass one. There were some pretty gross scenes. But the grossest thing I have ever seen in a movie involved a goat, a midget and a 34DD blonde.

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      There are three ways of doing things, The right way, the wrong way and my way.

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      I don't know what the best is, I give pretty awesome gifts. Men want to have my babies

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      Being able to persevere. And not having to give instructions at the height of passion.

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      I've been lucky in that I haven't really had bosses in the classic sense. I mean there are the boss characteristics but no one on your arse. Must be my pretty face.

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      Rossi - No. He's Italian so maybe next world cup. I hear Maldini might come out of retirement.
      Benzema - he was arrogant and assumed his career was sewn up. Struggled to find form and place in the starting lineup and Domenech is a douche bag. benzema needs to move his hands faster if he wants to be France's nr. 1 Striker
      Dinho - 2006 he wanted the team to play around him. He isn't much of a team man although he has shown good support plan this season. Dunga though wants to play winning football with a united team not 23 players and Dinho's ego. Good decision, he will be missed cause he is an attraction by the end, maybe not

      You know the rest. Cambiasso and Zanetti have storming seasons so Maradona fucked up there. Age can't be a factor because he all sparked resurrected Mega-Veron's career. Which is kak because he is shadow of his former self.

      Benni - no. Sooner or later we were going to have learn to deal with no benni. he is not fit he is hopelessly out of form and well, cheers and thanks for all the fish.

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      I wouldn't give a crap, for some people its the only reason they don't kill themselves, its the only reason we notice them, shame if imitating other people gives them a sense of being and its not doing harm, leave them maar.

Hamish Pillay

East London, South Africa

www.hamishpillay.wordpress.com

Hamish Pillay’s Bio

Writer, commentator, opinionated. I hate stupidity like government hates the truth. People who start up facebook groups dedicated to anarchy are missing the point.

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