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    1. Ryan Magner

      I do NOT smoke weed. However I will be making the best of 4/20 by purchasing every hostess product from my local convenience stores and delivering them door to door for a 200% profit margin.

    2. Ryan Magner

      That all depends on context. Is it a normal day like today? I'll probably get Ben's Chili Dogs to bust my embargo on not eating out (6$). Maybe buy a couple powerball tickets because I never do(2$). And then pocket the rest until I find a use for it.

      BUT! If news broke that the end of civilization is on it's way, I photocopy the FUCK out of that thing and buy lots of food and ammo off unsuspecting desperate hillbillies in the woods of Little Compton!

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    4. Ryan Magner

      Not against drinking. Just don't drink. No interest. I feel the same way about skydiving. Not against the act, I just never want to do it.

    5. Ryan Magner

      I fear there will be a day where I have to play ONLY my own songs. But, upon request, I will have no problem hosting private "Blink-182 cover" parties.

    6. Ryan Magner

      I've never had a drink in my life. Probably so I don't have to make stupid decisions like this one.

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