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I don't remember you mentioning a mission trip. What was that supposed to be? Did you find Jesus Christ our lord and saviour?
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A brothel were I'm the only employee and the clientele is made up of Olivia Wilde, Amy Adams, Amber Heard, etc etc. Does it just have to be for a day?
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Its one of the many things that Vin Diesel and I have in common.
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On St. Patrick's day it was 14 degrees and all snow had melted. I left for Florida on Friday. I returned on Tuesday night and still there was no snow, the weather was a slightly chilly 4 degrees Celsius. When I woke up it had snowed ten inches and hasn't stopped all day. Week long forecasts has the weather hovering around -7. Mother nature clearly waited for my return before dumping all this shit on us. I am on Mother Nature's radar. I'm doing awesome.
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I was in Orlando over the weekend, why didn't you say hi and ride the Harry Potter ride with me? The people working there called us "Muggles" in a very condescending way as we stood in line and I felt like I was being racially persecuted.
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My gut reaction was to say Rebecca Black's magnum opus, "Friday". Then I realized that the aliens would learn our days of the week due to her handy lyrics, "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’) Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes after…wardsI don’t want this weekend to end". But the weekend will end...the aliens will know that Sunday is our day of rest and will swiftly attack us while we all sleep in. Rebecca Black's song could theoretically kill us all.
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EMERGENT game-play!
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Scrotum Phillips.
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In a perfect world, this question has been asked on there, "What's the url for Yahoo Answers??? Please respond ASAP, I need homework help!".
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Zeke from "Infamous" says hi. That fat asshole. Not that I have anything against fat people, or assholes even. But a fat asshole? I mean sure, I guess it makes sense. You're fat and you've been tormented for the majority of your adult life. You've grown to resent your weight and the people that mock it. But still, why can't you be the fat guy that tells a lot of self deprecating jokes because of your insecurities. Or why can't you be the fat guy who's bed bound and who's only contribution in life is an entry into the Guinness Book of World Records. But to be fat AND an asshole? That's just unnecessary.
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A tiny little Tibetan boy lives in my closet. He's got access to an old Gateway computer and I demand that he find funny stuff for me on the internet that I can post on my tweetar. I tell him that once he's provided me with enough links, I'll let him go back to his homeland. Young Tenzin Jr. dreams of freedom, a freedom that he will never attain. He has yet to realize that my promises are hollow and hold no weight. I have no intention of letting him go, and once he's ceased being useful to me I'll send him to a Nickelback concert where people come in but they never leave. Nickelback concerts are like black holes, sucks and devoid of everything including talent.
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Whales. Just so I can hear them all simultaneously exclaim "Huh? Oh no. Oh no! I'm beached bro. I'm beached as!" Also those silly Japanese guys can stop using "scientific research" as an excuse for hunting whales despite the moratorium that the IWC put in place to prevent it. But mostly the talking whales part...
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The pipe from "Super Mario Bros." just moved in next door. In an attempt to make a good impression I drop the occasional squat Italian plumber inside it. I continue to do this on special occasions like Arbor Day, just to be neighborly.
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You're absolutely right, that wasn't a question. You're ruining Formspring and everything it stands for! Formspring stands for the truth, and letting people know what you're thinking. What other website can allow a complete stranger to ask you "Do you like fruit?" so that you can reply with, "Yes". Or maybe you'll say "No". Formspring allows you the freedom to like fruit or not to like fruit.
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You're sick! How could you ask me that? Fine, bananas. They're rich in potassium which prevents you from getting cramps. Now you're free to continue indulging in physical activities which might bring about said cramps, like running, swimming or screaming "Bomb!" in the airport.
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*Unzips pants* Go on....press it.
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The only man that could realistically portray Obama of course. They had a similar upbringing, support the same issues and their physical similarities are uncanny. By now I'm sure you already know what my answer is going to be. A true force of nature in the acting world. Martin Short.
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HS21’s Bio
Toronto, Canada
The more I dwell on the saying "cool beans" the less "cool" it seems since cold beans
are neither alluring or tasty.
