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      Well I'd spend the night before hacking away on linux, then at about 6 am I'd be like "Le sleepy time," and sleep till like noon. Then I'd go eat some pho and go practice juggling or poi till I decide to go sleep again :P

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      "What does this do? How does this work? How do I...."

      If you're the techie in your family, you understand -__-;

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      Usually ends up being at a restaurant, or at Devin's place with the motley crew :P

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      Some sources yes, but there's too much censorship, i.e. why the hell is no news source acknowledging Ron Paul's incredible lead in the presidential race?

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      I would, but nobody ever wants to read anything the challenges their intellect.

      Me: "I'd definitely recommend several of the American classics, especially transcendentalist works, as well as literature of the Austrian school of thought."

      You: "Ewww that sounds BORING!! OMG, have you read Girl with the motherfucking Dragon Tattoo?? It's SOOOOO good!!!!!!!"

      sigh......

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      I don't believe in destiny, if that's what you're asking. I mean, what the hell makes a soul mate special if they've been predetermined? If I'm going to love someone to the point that I'd share my soul with them, it's gonna be cause both of us want it, because both of us know it could break at any time, because both of us are willing to make the effort to build something special and make it last.

      An already-assigned life partner? Fuck that, I want to deserve my soul mate.

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      Nothing beats having an all-night adventure that ends with a sunrise. It's that kind of moment that defines optimism :)

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      The, uh.... "planetarium" plan. It's gonna be the greatest birthday gift ever ;-)

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      When I was born the doctor held me up and all the nurses were AMAZED. I chuckled a bit and said, "Ladies.... that is not the umbilical cord." ;-)

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