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   GusMastrapa responded to ecavalli 19 Mar 11

   You're in a room with two identical doors, one on your left, one on your right. One door contains a vicious, bloodthirsty tiger. The other contains FIVE vicious, bloodthirsty tigers! You were hoping that one of them would contain a pretty girl, huh?

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   I have grown very accustomed to cleaning up vicious, bloodthirsty tiger poop.

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   GusMastrapa responded to ecavalli 10 Mar 11

   Two ducks walk into a bar. One says "ow" and the other sits down in front of a Super Street Fighter II Turbo cabinet. Could even any that even remotely be considered a punchline?

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   If one of the ducks says, "Rectum? It nearly killed him!!"

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   GusMastrapa responded to ecavalli 10 Mar 11

   When looking for a potential mate, how important are his/her sandwich crafting abilities? Also, do you think you could ever bring yourself to love someone who was essentially "sandwich blind?"

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   No sandwich crafting abilities necessary. She need only like going to Porto's.

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   GusMastrapa responded to ecavalli 10 Mar 11

   You're on a flight from LA to NYC. Four terrorists of vague Eastern European descent hijack the plane. You quickly glance around the cabin and can find no sign of Wesley Snipes. Do you still bet on black?

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   Yes.

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   GusMastrapa responded to abki 15 Feb 11

   What game are you most looking forward to this year? One only!

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   L.A. Noire. After Red Dead Redemption I'm fairly confident that Rockstar can pull this thing off.

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   GusMastrapa 2 Jan 11

   What was the best concert you went to?

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   Probably one of the Pitchfork festivals. But as far as lone bands go I think Nirvana was pretty legendary.

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   GusMastrapa responded to BlackjackZeroX 2 Jan 11

   What's your favorite video game?

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   Based on hours played Advance Wars. But I think Portal is something special -- the complete package marrying story and character with gameplay.

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   GusMastrapa responded to twerkface 28 Sep 10

   What the hell is wrong with my profile picture?

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   It looks Tron-awesome.

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   GusMastrapa 28 Sep 10

   Who's your favorite musician?

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   Ah, geez, man. The first guy that sprung to mind was Fela Kuti, because he didn't just record songs, he lived a life full of music.

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    GusMastrapa 10 Jun 10

    Sneakers or sandals?

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    Sandals are for Jesus and none of us is him. I think.

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    GusMastrapa 9 Jun 10

    What video game have you played the most?

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    World of Warcraft. No contest.

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    GusMastrapa responded to feitclub 6 Jun 10

    How do I pronounce your last name?

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    My name is Cuban, so follow Spanish pronunciation rules. The "a" with the a in "father."

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