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Of course. And I hope Neverland was everything you dreamed of.
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Eating pancakes with my Mother, laughing over good coffee & chocolate and not even mentioning the male who provided the sperm.
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Without damaging your skin, putting holes in your brain, condemning houses and the potential for addiction... Then I imagine it would become more popular than even marijuana or at least cocaine.
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If you think any piercing actually hurts then you don't deserve it.
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I'd rather have a killer dick than a seductive asshole.
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"I think it's ok for friends to hold hands, cuddle, kiss, make out, get each other off, bring people home to fuck together, travel together, exchange backrubs, share drinks or food, and it's even ok for them to raid each other's closets. You heard it here first, friends of the world. Permission granted. Get to it."
Now who wants to be my best friend? -
Answering these questions sitting in my long forgotten inbox.
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About twice a week I soak in a warm bath, washing my hair and everything else with just your basic baby shampoo. It's really gentle on dyes. Once a week I use an anti-dandruff formula as a preventative measure. They're always blue, and I love it. Then I use one of the various conditioners laying around. Volume, straightening, strengthening, whatever I need help with that day. Afterward, I rinse my hair in an aborted fetus. Seriously, it's just the placenta. Anyway, I get most of my products from Sally's.
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Don't you know? Right here.
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I like my eggs in the cookie dough.
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It was a bit cold last Fall behind my house in North Carolina. I saw this gorgeous (possibly tropical) spider around my air conditioning unit. Later that night was #TwitterOnTheShitter. It's going well when I saw her glide down on a silken thread to rest on my shoulder. That's when I realize, THIS SPIDER IS BIGGER THAN MY HAND! Our bonding was magical until waking up in the morning to see a dead mouse staring back through a cocoon. I'm more disgusted by dead things in bed.
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Lady Gaga, because her album is about 38639464268x better than Superman's lame attempt at white boy rapping.
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I don't think it really matters. It's just important to pull out when the time is right, don't cross borders after rearentry and always take care of the women. I'm a huge advocate for woman's rights. If she doesn't care, just remember a tramp stamp is whore for "aim here." I really love when they have cute little Arabic symbols.
Wait. You were asking about the sex position, right? -
I really, really am.
Would you mind opening a window? Thanks. -
Hey Sn00ki, sorry I stood you up. I discovered I'm mildly allergic to orange dye.
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Basically I get to choose between a zombie and Lindsay Lohan.
I never realized there was such a difference. -
I assume you're just asking for a friend, right? Grow some balls and ask in person. Unless you're a hot girl. They can skip the growing balls part. I prefer my trannies m2f. Sorry.
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After the crash, percocets and vicodin. Of course! It's better than fucking the doctor for illegal prescriptions.
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I think dying would be the most difficult. Vegetarian here, I have limited options to start with.
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