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The true question should be what am I not procrastinating right now?
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I'm glad you feel that way. If you have any other complaints you'd like to lodge please feel free to contact my complaints department... Please. They don't get much work and your issues could be the deciding factor in whether their family eats or not. A whole department full of families.
Do you want to be the one to tell little Timmy that they aren't having dinner tonight? Surely you aren't selfish enough to not have some kind of grievance against me.
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Starfist: Double Jeopardy by David Sherman and Dan Cragg
Such heavy intellectual reading I know. -
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No, there a great number of people that I consider cleverer than myself luckily for myself these people use their cleverness for useful things leaving me to have a near monopoly on leaving amusing comments on facebook. The fools they don't know that in the future our worth to society will only be judged on the bizarreness of the comments we have left online. I consider myself future proof.
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Well if your unprepared and you've forgotten to bring your flint and steel you could rub something against the paper furiously. Though this would most likely lead to you looking very silly and accomplishing nothing.
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I contend that you are one of the few clones of me that I have as yet been unable to track down. Though as you have alerted me to your existence very shortly there shall be one less copy in the wild.
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Scientists to this day cannot answer this question due to suppressing effect on research due to the swallow privacy treaty signed after an unfortunate pecking incident that left dozens injured and millions of dollars of equipment destroyed.
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It is not that I don't look like Peter, it is that Peter doesn't look like me. And that is a travesty.
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Being born and allowed into this world would probably be the nicest thing, it is something that is hard to pay back.
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Five seconds ago so that there might be two Griffins.
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Well based upon the principle relative ping pong motion established in the 1934 Vienna Conference it is well known that ping pong balls do not actually move. Everything instead moves around the ping pong ball. You can therefore use the ping pong ball as reference point and use some basic elementary school hyper-dimensional geometry and topology to figure out the rest of the problem. Basically it comes out to 7.
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Griffin
Macon, GA
Griffin’s Bio
All problems can be solved with explosives, just as all math problems can be solved by lighting them on fire.
