You are so weird. Some kind of beetle I guess. Because it's hard to squish me?

No... Just no, I would not eat myself.

*blinks a lot* NO. MEN.

Yep, of course.

Probably goin' head-to-head with a 700 year old vampire... Though, I guess there were enough people around to prevent my death. Probably some of the stupid shit I did as a kid...

It's sometimes necessary... Mostly not though.

Some sorta mind control thing...

I would die for a lot of people. My kids, my wife, my friends...

Hah, Sookeh, all the way.

Now to shave...

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? *shifty*

You. Obviously.

Superman! Who would want pussy ass wings?

Holy shit, Lacey.

What the fuck happened?

Oh, demongrowlzing and putting up a fuss, as usual.

I've got it in closet somewhere.

You suck. She's hot and not a midget at all.

I had no idea!

I first saw dirt somewhere around the age of three...

*shrugs* I'm sorta turning into a romantic in my old age... Because I'm so old, ya know?