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I have a pair of waterproof, slip-resistant shoes that I wear for work, but I normally don't waterproof my everyday shoes. Although I just received a pair of boots that I probably will slap some waterproofer on.
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When I was like 6 and I wore fluorescent pink socks with my uniform for my t-ball team pictures
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I currently work as a cook, yes. Cooking was never my primary plan (I still plan to pursue a career in media/broadcasting/production/etc.), but it's what I did through college and I grew to love it. Opening my own restaurant is definitely dream of mine, but it requires a lot of money and cooking experience that I don't have right now.
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That's almost as hard as favorite beer. I love them all, but I'd say I'm partial to big dogs, so I think I'm gonna go with Boxer, because they're adorable as puppies and usually grow up to be big sweeties.
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I actually have thought of that but with my erratic schedule it would be hard to update it frequently. Plus most of my recipes are just stuff I come up with off the top of my head so they're works in progress and frequently don't come out well.
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Whoa, heavy stuff for so early in the morning. I really hope you aren't serious (although that is really a bad joke if you aren't), but if you are, don't do it. Suicide is the most selfish thing you can do. You only hurt the people that love you the most, and trust me, there are a lot of those people no matter how bleak it might look.
Whatever situation is causing these thoughts will pass if you want them to and are willing to work toward it. I know it's obvious and cliche, but talk to someone, a psychiatrist, a family member, a friend, hell, you can even talk to me if you really need it. -
Okay, assuming "grandads" isn't some code for kinky sex acts, I'll say yes, who doesn't like them. Although my grandpa passed away when I was 13, so I could definitely use a grandfather figure. Extra points if you're Korean so we can be the reverse version of Gran Torino.
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This question has been asked before (but with better grammar and more flattery), and the answer is still no.
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Wait, you have grandkids? I didn't think you were old enough. That may be a dealbreaker.
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Hot. Ranch, but only for the celery.
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If you're baiting me to post risque photos of myself... it just might work. I've been itching to use the camera in my new phone for it's true purposes: close-ups of my junk.
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Finally somebody who knows the true way to my heart: tearing me down then giving me pity sex.
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I finished Look at the Birdie by Kurt Vonnegut last week and I haven't decided what I'm gonna read next, it's between Tale of Two Cities and attempting Gravity's Rainbow for the 4th time.
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I'm not sure yet, I'm still a ways off from being able to afford a pet, but I imagine I'll probably go to the animal shelter and fall in love with every dog there and adopt all of them.
But seriously, my ideal situation would be one bigger dog, maybe a boxer, lab, or shepherd and after I had that one for a bit, I'd get him a small friend (some kind of terrier probably) and they would be the most adorable couple ever. -
Serious relationships are for losers, big stupid idiot losers.
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It varies. Right now I'm kind of obsessed with Breckenridge Brewery's Vanilla Porter, but it'd probably be easier to list the beers I don't like: light beers, IPAs. That's about it, anything else, I will probably enjoy.
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Matt’s Bio
I made one of these stupid things
