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      Once I notice that my hilariously elaborate scheme to rob a regular bank is actually costlier than the amount of money I'd make pulling it off, I realize somewhere down the line I got really bored of all this.

      Then I get recognized in the middle of a job interview that had been going really well up until that point.

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      Isn't Spelunky a roguelike? I guess besides that and some flash game, the only one I've played is Binding of Isaac. I had to look up what permadeath was, and I've decided none of them really have permadeath in a traditional sense.

      Spelunky allows you to unlock shortcuts to later levels if you collect enough money and get to checkpoints often enough. The flash game I played gives you new stat boosts to pick from at the beginning of a session depending on how you play, and Binding of Isaac gives you 1ups, and you can get unlockable items if you do the right stuff enough times.

      So in other words, even though you die all the time, you're still making progress, and that keeps you going. I think it'd be pretty disheartening to play a roguelike where progress does nothing besides get you to the next room.

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      Godbot responded to bagofnuts 11 Dec 11

      By introducing a new feature that requires it to email everyone who uses it once for each of their friends, thereby bringing it back from the dead.

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      Godbot responded to Wojjie 11 Dec 11

      Oh shit, uh...

      some kinda like

      chameleon that can become colors outside the visible spectrum?

      and maybe, like

      radio

      waves

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      - Try to see good in everyone (except possibly yourself)
      - Be nice to everyone (and make it abundantly clear when you don't like someone)
      - Help others whenever possible (and then get into fights over something stupid)
      - Kick ass (even if you're losing)

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      A bottle of shredded aloe vera and pomegranate juice. I got it in Chinatown and I'm only pretty sure I was supposed to drink it.

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      Godbot responded to Bluhby 7 Aug 11

      I'm certainly not a baritone, but my voice is a bit deep, so probably a tenor.

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A robot

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A robot’s Bio

He's a robot bro with metal arms
So when he gives hugs girls so alarmed
He comes from the kitchen but he means no harm
Got no soul but he's oh-so-charmin'

Who made A robot smile

  • Energy-to-motion Timepiece
  • Schazmander the 3rd
  • Drew
  • Whimbrel
  • Yako
  • Mel
  • Mike
  • MahaLikesHats
  • Professor Á. Lizzard
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Who A robot responded to

  • Energy-to-motion Timepiece
  • Professor Á. Lizzard
  • Whimbrel
  • Wojjie Wojjenson
  • BoNnie
  • Ethan Quach
  • Pinary
  • Steafan McLoughlin
  • Pancakes
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Who A robot is following

  • be / Blueberry
  • Mel
  • Ghosty
  • Wojjie Wojjenson
  • Schazer/Slorange/DragonFogel/NotTheAuthor/Wheeeeeeatthins/Akumu/Yourself/Lankie POWER COMBO
  • Schazmander the 3rd
  • Sega
  • Sleeping Orange
  • Pinary
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Who is following A robot

  • whoosh!
  • Ake
  • Pancakes
  • Jacquerel
  • Princess Lisa Jormungandr
  • Ethan Quach
  • BoNnie
  • Pinary
  • Professor Á. Lizzard
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