Evan

Sloth

Not hate I guess that's the wrong term.. Life is beautiful.. I guess they just make me extremely uncomfortable.. Like think about it.AN ENTIRE LIFE CAN BE HELD IN YOUR HANDS. That is frightening

Don't worry..it was just one of them sarcastic answers

Umm.8th grade. If that counts? Haha.. Halfway through high school and not one hookup.not one crush.not one boyfriend.I have no common interest in romance haha. Obviously I see my friends go through guys..and it's not like there's those small moments where I'm kinda thinking I wish I had someone..i am willing o open my heart to anyone but..I don't let myself fall for people I know can't fall for me.. But that doesn't mean I don't have a high standard.! Haha I'm in high school, I am young, love is something I find in art, in living compassionately,iin music. In friends, in my morals, or in family. But most of all in god. We were put on this earth under him.there's no requirement that a special significant other must exist in anyones high school life or life at all. I personally don't think one highschooler knows what love is. I know I certainly don't. Love is a bigger sacrifice then we can even fathom, because god demonstrated it first.. I'm not anti boyfriend here haha if that's what your thinking, but I guess it's one of those things where if god currently puts someone In My life who's company I naturally enjoy, and just generally makes me happy for the right reasons I'm all for giving a relationship a go..I guess I'm just saying that I don't find it necessary like highschoolers seem to think it is. Sorry for thus essay of a response. But hey the world is just one essay closer to figuring me out haha

Unfortunately yess.

Love is gross

No, I dream of loneliness

Thanks, you too

wasting my youth away on homework....the usual.

Please no. That is dirty.

No thank you

my elbows itching

... Yea could be.... Except I figured out Jesus Christ IS the meaning of life.....Poop is not

Yeah.. I had to join poop anonymous....

Giggity ga! Chickety cha!

This is by far my favorite form spring post. Poop is too great

Yes mam/sir

idk.... the phrase "i was born this way" cant make something wrong a right

"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park"