Cake is a lie.

Early evening, just after eating.

Occasionally.

The very edges of the room. Preferably a corner where my back is not exposed.

No.

But if he showed up and could prove he's God, or if science can prove God exists and prove that it is for certain God, then I'd believe.

Though with God showing up I'd be able to ask which religion, if any, is correct, and I'd ask what REALLY happens to the consciousness after death. It doesn't seem logical for it all to end after all, but what lies after is a mystery.

Ugly little shit, don't you think?

I have yet to see physical proof of Jesus (a skeleton or gravestone and some way of knowing it's really him) before I can properly answer this.

If Jesus DID exist, I have no idea if he'd have celebrated them or not.

What is this "memory" you speak of? I don't have it.

She's hot. She's got a good voice too.

You can't even trust yourself these days. Sure, I trust my friends more than a stranger but even they don't have my full trust because you never know when someone will just snap and try to kill you.

Depends on what day it is.

On a college day, it takes me about 15 minutes to wake up enough to get out of bed, another 10 to find clean clothes and put them on, 2 minutes to sort out my bag, 5 minutes to have a cup of tea (and biscuits), 1-3 minutes for brushing my teeth, another minute to find and put on my shoes and socks and that brings me to a total of 34 to 36 minutes.

7:15 AM - 7:49/7:51 AM.

And then I have a few more minutes until I have to leave to get the train.

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As for days where I don't need to get up in the morning, I tend to sleep THROUGH the morning.

December 6.

Also I sent you a birthday song over ask.fm

It's shit I know.

Advertisement blocking software. I don't like adverts. Especially when they shout at you.

Or are animated at all. This laptop doesn't handle them too well. It's a P.O.S. (piece of shit)