Which is the one that's awesome? I'm whatever that one is

Vigorous Masturbation over Ryan Gosling

Neither. Vikings would come down and kick the ever loving shit out of both of them. Then steal their livestock. Then fuck their women. Then steal their women. Vikings are AWESOME!

HA! Stan Lee being in a film doesn't make me wanna go see it... Lovely man? sure! I saw him on an interview on the One show and he melted my heart! a lovable man if ever there was one. On TV at least... fact is soooo many artists get stiffed by the corporate machine that it's hard to love him... Look at jack Kirby? why his family got nothing from the multi billion dollar buy out Disney did on Marvel is a crime considering alost every mainstream character came from his pen. and Stan Lee sits back and just... carries on being a lovely man. nah... he could do SO much more. But yes... I have seen Mallrats :p got most of Kevin Smith's work on dvd x

Already have, 18th birthday in Cirencester... Boom! 3,200 feet Static Line jump all on my lonesome... I don't need no punk arse instructor taped to my back! I did it to cure myself of a fear of hights, it works! I now have a fear of large, impending floors...

GEMMA SMASH!!!!!

I SO wanna be a girl hulk! Not the sexy smart one in the comics though... I wanna be a sexy insane one! YAY!!! Totally stole the show for me! the scene with Loki and Hulk made me cry! and Hulk with Thor in Grand Central Station hehehe! I would KILL to see an out take with the two of them using the whispering wall!!!!

I can type quite fast! but because I'm dyslexic I then have to re-read what I've typed about 3 times to make sure I haven't put something retarded in. Cursed is what I am!
*re-reads my answer then clicks post*

The same thing that makes me smile every day. Vaginal Penetration silly!

Zombie every time! Vampires are just gay little manic-depressive gothy wankers

Yo Momma

My complete fucking blow your freaking mind away awesomness! That and my humble nature.

Criminal Minds. I am SUCH a murder nerd! Any crime based show I'm hooked on! that being said since watching the last 6 seasons I can't leave the house without worrying about a serial killer getting me. Ironically I can't stay in the house either... without worrying about a serial killer getting me.

This has led to lots of hiding in closets...

But not in a gay way...

Ryan Reynolds ♥ although the enevitable jail sentence I'd get for man rape would suck big time...

it would be so much fun!!! but finding the time to train and do it right just seems impossible. the only place I know is hours away and time is already against me with all I have to do each day. I wouldn't want to do it unless I could do it right. that's how you get girls injured and I'd never want that on me!

I may be doing another boxing match in may though, if I can stay injury free long enough lol

Marry a man who is too kind to say no and ruin him with a callous chuckle while you sit atop a mountain of beautiful shoes

Hmmm... truth be told I've been suffering from a horrible bout of writers block as of late. So much so that my inspiration starved little brain can't even think up a title :'(

i'm no pro but I've boxed for close to 8 years now I think and I've done BJJ classes before my ribs got mashed up in a side mount (Grrr...) Never formally trained in Wrestling (not something you can readily find in the UK) but I've done wuite a lot with partners over the years

And if you want to wrestle me you have to date me. Unfortunatly a truly awesome man went an put a ring on my figner before so you got no chance! haha, you snooze you lose sucker!

(thank you for liking my stories by the way!)

I get hairy and powerful and become really good at sports... Just like Teen Wolf

American Politics confused the crap out of me... It's like regular politics but with more show-biz trickery

I have to limit the amout of exposure my face gets because government trends have noticed when I post too many pictures at once people become sad they're not as beautiful as me and kill themselves. plus Doctors have discovered that over-exposure to Gemma results in Roxobia... a rare condition where my sheer awesomeness actually inhibbets the brain functions of other people and they start beleiving in the raw power of awesome. Namely by trying to fly or stopping a buss by headbutting it...

Also my ego is FAR to big to be aloud to run rampant on the internet....