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Yes, but not for any good reason.
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Mom, you accidentally messaged me on formspring again,
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What's wrong with paying for a little attention sometimes?
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I live Sanford and Son every day.
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The cast of Gilligan's Island would just about cover it.
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Goddam Sebastian from The Little Mermaid.
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When you're desperate for new readers and just telling good stories doesn't work.
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Your momma, your sister and your girlfriend. And we gonna get busy,
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Why am I doing this? Oh, yeah, that's why.
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Making Pizza. "Codename: Pizza Face"
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Elliott’s Bio
I'm a comic book writer
& reviewer, columnist for the Chicago RedEye, blogger and web tv host.


