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    1. Grinning Skull

      I think the easiest way is to set up a conventional army, get your troops all trained and equipped, and then convert them to undead. That way you don't run into the problem of motivating conscripts who are long past caring. Hope this helps.

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      This is covered in detail in the earthquaker manual you should have received with your unit.

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      Sixteenth century Mesoamerica. Same place as always.

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      The recommendations in Consumer Reports are usually reliable. If you are planning a long-term project an extended warranty may be a worthwhile investment. Good luck!

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      One of the larger settlements on Tattooine should have one in stock

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      Do you, now - I think that is something we can work with.

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      When the ground trembles beneath one's feet like gelatin and human-made structures shiver down to piles of rubble while shock waves travel thousands of miles through the planet's core to register the scope of the cataclysm and one stands astride a newly opened fault region and laughs at the helplessness of civilization - that's a pretty good indication.

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      A three-headed smoke-belching pterosaur might do. But any creature able to help take over the world is likely to want to think of you as the pet instead.

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      Either a bombed-out, ruined city or a glassy shore blasted into slag would be fine, depending on my mood at the moment.

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      There used to be a time where most municipal bonds combined both safety by being backed by taxing authorities with an attractive Federal tax shelter, but in the current downturn many of these have been revealed to be nothing more than worthless junk. The safest remain US Treasuries, however the short term notes bear virtually no interest currently, making them little better than investing in commodities such as the precious metals, which at least have the potential for some upside appreciation.

      Please consult with a financial advisor before taking any action based on this or any other advice.

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