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Who is this? Who are you? Why are you asking me this? Penis or Vagina?
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Chilli Concarne. Literally just finished serving it up. Want some?
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5ft something. Possibly 5'8? 5'10? 7628126482 ft and eleventeen inches. WHO KNOWS?
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WUMPWUMPWUMPWUMPWUMPWUMP. That could be the sound of bass, masturbation through shorts or your mother falling down the stairs.
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Shut up. I am TRYING to masturbate.
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Man. I just blacked out for three hours straight. I now have a beautiful carpet burn down one side of my face.
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Didn't doe.
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Never. I refuse to bang. YOU CANNOT MAKE ME BANG.
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True. Duh.
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HURRAH!
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Good. At least you'll get some exercise (from all that rolling around on the floor, whilst flailing your arms about).
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I can indeed. Irish Wrist Watch. If you ever meet me in person, I can also say it in doubletime in an Irish accent.
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Cake. Always cake. I'd rather be immortal and eat cake for eternity whilst getting incredibly fat, than to die from not eating cake at all.
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I would quite like to know who - out of the two people in question - is the dude you are referring to? Thankyou please.
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Dear Madam/Sir,
You are entitled to your own personal opinion but a blog that has gained more than seventy three thousand views and over one hundred thousand downloads in just four months is far from shit. Unless you happen to have an even more successful blog than mine, that is also read the world over...please FUCK OFF you dripping, odorous cuntlip.
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My favorite animals are Badgers, Lions and Wolves. I also like long walks over hill and mound during the Summer months. I do not eat spicy foods for fear of bad smells.
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Cheek...bones...mine are quite clearly nowhere good as yours DARLIN'.
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71,653. No. Seriously. Look for yourself > http://getdownordie.blogspot.com/
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GETDOWNORDIE’s Bio
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