My wife spoiled me rotten!

A cannibal's worst nightmare.

All of the above, in that order.

Both, in that order.

I had a spinning Guinness keyring until the swivel mount that held it to my keychain broke off.

I try not to be mean on purpose. That's just a bad characteristic to have. I am better than that.

I don't know. I don't really pay enough attention that often to make an educated guess.

What if I don't go out dancing?

My wife thinks I do :) I couldn't give a shit less what anyone else thinks.

I'm not 100% but I'm fairly certain it has to do with rendering.

I don't use the android app. Sorry, I don't know.

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I don't watch love movies.

Yay for refined sugar, saturated fats and empty calories! Who cares how you acquire them?!

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Michael Jackson would have been as popular because he did it first, whatever it is.
She will never be as popular as him because she is a follower.

I've never heard of facerape but I would say since it is about posting a status for someone else without their consent and the most common website of today that involves posting statuses would be Facebook and since the act of rape is considered something invasive and unwanted, it seems to be a play-on-words in direct reference to the two unrelated things.

Being too cool for school.

HAHAHA, yeah! I can be a bit paranoid about stuff like that.

Haven't we all?