Humility, when genuine, simply shows a compassion toward others. At least, to a degree, in my opinion.
I doubt I'd be offended or put-off, etc. I'd find it funny, most likely. I suppose it really depends on how well people are able to read each other in regards as to whether they might appreciate that sort of open honesty, humour, etc....

Yeah, but don't tell my wife. She thinks we're going to die in our sleep together.
How romantic.

Ask my wife. She loves talking about this stuff every day!

I'll take 2.

HAHAHA I had to read this a couple times before it sunk it.... geesh... I was standing next to the door jumping as high as I could trying to figure out how I'd measure the height of my jump thinking I'd have to mark the highest point my feet reach.... not my hands....
hahaha
I'll have to try this outside somewhere because I can touch our 2.4m ceiling standing normally/flatfooted. I can imagine trying to explain to the landlord how there is a hole the size of my arm in the ceiling.

Can't help it. Things being arranged into a limited space should be arranged efficiently enough to maximize the potential benefit for a greater ease of operation and a greater return to even minor investments (like running a dishwasher ergonomically).
I do think this train of thought can make a big difference in the long run if logical and methodical thought processes are practiced, perfected and performed regularly. Essentially making the most of everything throughout life.

...don't understand some people."

Yeah, anyone in government.
All voting should be strictly based on civilian population.
You know, because we're all so much in tune with our surroundings and well educated in matters of global politics than the politicians elected in office to make judgements on our behalf.

I'd be all like "AWWW hale naw! No you deh uhnd! OhmGarsh! Psht... W'evs beches. Shet. Talkin' at my hands cuz AWW hale naw SUCKA!!!

And then, there is a good chance I'd get something to drink. I'm thirsty right now, though.

Not interested in corporate holidays.

Like most online stuff, my wife repeatedly tells me to try it. Eventually, I do.
Not often for long, though. I've lost a lot of interest and patience for online stuff.

I'd like to take up traveling around, playing and collecting instruments from all over the world. I guess that could get pricey.

Mainly music; writing, playing, recording, mixing, producing, performing, etc...
I occasionally like mucking around with painting, photography, poetry and sometimes handyman stuff.
Mainly all things music, though.

Nope.

It depends on the request and how much of my time and energy it will cost. Generally speaking, though, I try to be as flexible as naturally possible, within reason.
If you were to ask me to work 4pm-1am and then turn around and cover a 6a-3p shift, I'd have to respectfully decline the offer.

Lower, of course.

...take the time to finish their train of thought before wrecking into my inbox with incomplete questions or statements.

I used to play that scramble word game but candy smashing is all the rage now.

Feeling like I don't have control over my every day life on mental, emotional and/or physical levels would cause me to feel like hoarding things to replace that immediate need to be in control of my life (or at least, that's what they tell people on television with hoarding problems).

Neither myself, nor my wife, use illicit drugs.