Oh, I dunno. Something that would make everyone involved in any way hate themselves for being part of it. Athena or something similarly terrible. I'm a bad person.

Hug this clone of you that I made out of antimatter.

An xbox murdered my family, so I can never own one. It is my blessing and my curse.

Hope your ready for some creepy answers to questions!

I don't have a preference.

There are no miles between us. I'm just a voice in your head.

Maybe. Maybe not. I'm an enigma like that.

Tell her she has a great rack. That always smooth things over with the ladies.

Cubivore, GameCube.

All of them.

I don't think I've ever played anything that matches that description. Sounds interesting, though.

Curious George discovers Cocaine

Early.

No. Not even slightly.

People that I work with.

40 Trillion dollars.

Super-BatSpider-man.

I seem to be getting killed a lot formally this supposed love.

...is that you, Dad?

All of them.