"Achievement Unlocked: OCD"

...tomorrow, the world!

I would benefit greatly from spending all my gold at the Charisma trainer.

Hope. Without hope there's not much left. :-)

Right now the best I can do is something chocolate, a blanket, and an entertaining show on TV. Ideally with good company, although that last part is getting harder to come by.

Commander Shepard.

I'm pretty sure that the floor is crooked. I'm not clumsy!

Pacman doesn't even have arms, this is going to be a very one-sided fight.

Kumquats. It would be easy to sneak around with a handful of them to use as projectiles. That and kumquat is a fruit that I have no desire to eat, therefore I would not eat my ammunition. Kumquat is also fun to say. Kumquat.

how could something so beautiful be a humanoid

I have and I would again! It was the most incredible rush.

"I brought you into this world, I can take you out!" :(

That sounds like a pretty good way to get stabbed in the eye.

I do. Well, let me quantify that statement: I like well-done tattoos. As long as the lines are clean I don't care what the subject matter is. A drunk rat in a martini glass? Cool. A full side piece of vines and flowers curving up a body? Equally cool.