You're the cow.

What chicken in nan?

I need to read 'The Hunger Games'.

Is there milk?

Same. I had a dream about my dad last night. Was weird.

Alas.

rude.

One must not tell lies.

EWWWWWWWWWWWW. NO.

hehe LISTEN YEAH IM GONNA TELL HIM YOU FANCY HIM K? :P

Yeah sexually frustrated i mean.;)

ehem ehem he was frustrated;)

He remembers every time he goes to sleep.

You mean you wish. ;)

Ha ha. I know the truth. You love him! You were happy when he screamed hello at you all those years ago!

Yeah but you still think he looked fit! And you know how big his ego is!

I've answered this.

Haha. You wouldn't dare. And if you did, he would know you thought he looked fit. :P

Ha ha ha. He better fancy me.

Haha i know right.;) god forbid he ever reads this.