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   fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

   Aristocrat or aristocat?

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   Aristocat. Less likely to poop in your topper.

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   fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

   If you were Dr Who who would you want as your companion?

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   Nurse Why.

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   fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

   Batmobile or pennyfarthing?

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   Batfarthing.

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   fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

   Do Lords really go a-leaping at Christmas?

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   Yes - straight into bed with the maids a-milking.

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   fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

   Who is the greatest gentleman that ever lived?

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   Lord Likely, of course!

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   fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

   Boxers or briefs?

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   Boxers, briefly. A-wink!

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   fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

   Tiger woods or Wooden tiger?

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   A wooden tiger - less likely to lose his balls.

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   fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

   What is the X-Factor?

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   The opposite of what the X-Factor TV show unearths.

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   fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

   Backflips or Frontflips?

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   Upflips.

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    fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

    What makes a hard man?

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    A soft woman.

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    fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

    What is your opinion of Spanish women?

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    Oh, lay!

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    fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

    Hold-ups or suspenders?

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    Drop-downs.

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    fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

    How many times a day do you masticate?

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    Chew hundred.

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    fantonesquire responded to joefern 12 Dec 09

    If bobby's train leaves Boston at 6:45 and Susie's train leaves Cleveland at 3:15, how many apples did Jim have!?

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    None (He was on the tracks).

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    fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

    What makes a man?

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    Skin, bones, guts and a willy.

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    fantonesquire responded to qatesiurade 12 Dec 09

    Is the monocle a mere affectation, or does it, in fact, cover up the marks from when you fell for the cork-ash-smeared telescope eyepiece trick?

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    It's a time-saving device, as I can only read half a book whilst wearing it.

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    fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

    If you could go back in time who would you most want to meet?

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    Ooooh! OOOH. Lots of people, but probably my grandfather...he died before I was born, so never got to meet him. He sounded awesome, and had a fine moustache.

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    fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

    what is the common air-speed velocity of a laden sparrow, gripping a coconut by the husk?!

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    European swallow, or African swallow?

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    fantonesquire 12 Dec 09

    If you won a million dollars what would you do with it?

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    Convert it into pounds.

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