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Britney Spears, eh? Kinda random, but hey. A new question each day is no easy task. Anyway! I don't like her new songs. In fact, I don't like any of her songs, but that may only be because I'm not a teenage girl. In her glory days she sounded like she was going to puke. Now her voice is so unintelligibly high-pitched and annoying. I do feel bad for her though... I suppose being harassed by the poperazzi on a daily basis would even make me shave my head. Still, look at all the money she has! She is loaded and all she has to do is write shitty music that the masses would eat up like candy! I don't even know what I would do if I had all that money. I would probably keep it stashed and never use it out of fear of being frivolous. Or I would donate it or something. Meh. But...um.... Britney Spears, ladies and gentlemen!
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Into your pants.
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It would be my Eldrazi god Ulamog. He is just a sexy beast.
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How does that thing breathe?
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I want to be the very best math teacher. Like no one ever was.
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You weeabo.
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No, it was a totally a wound! You should have seen it, how my knife had betrayed me that day... It may have been a tiny mark, but I'm sure that if something small like a bug or something saw it, it would think something like "What a huge gash that knife left in this brave hero! He is most certainly the most badass human being I have ever encountered!"
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There was this one time... I was cutting something out of cardboard, but I was bringing the knife towards me. I lost control and the knife sprang forth and stabbed my hand. I had never seen so much blood pour out of such a tiny wound...
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Go on Facebook and count how many statuses complain about either the rain or how so many people are posting statuses about the rain when it's obviously raining.
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Seventeen is a good age to be. You get to drive around places while not having to have adult responsibilities.
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Usually I sleep 7, but lately, I've been sleeping for 8. You know, for all 2 of you who actually give a shit about my sleeping habits.
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There could be aliens. As improbable as life on a planet is, there are a hell of a lot of planets.
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I actually have two best subjects, see! I'm maddeningly good at band. I play tuba, then I play tuba some more, and then the A's come rolling in like your mom trying to get out of bed. I also got mad geology skills. I look at rocks, then I listen to Mr. Minehart tell us how his life outright owns everyone else's, then I laugh at how so many people are bombing such an easy class, and then I get A's branded onto my smug candied ass.
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A lot of things have surprised me lately. Things which I can't quite say...
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Mephistopheles by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Because I'm trendy like that.
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All of them. Rocks are good for smashing things, and paper and scissors are great for scrapbooking.
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Guhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!~ Why, Marcus! I'm flattered! Needless to say, though, your grammar needs just a little bit of touching up.
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Tartar sauce. As much tartar sauce as I can find. It is a tribute. From the sea...
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My goodness, this question's been hiding in my spam for 4 days for some odd reason! Anyway... That's not quite how it works... There's no e, I say! And when I say that I would use your identity to my advantage, I simply mean that I want you to reveal yourself. So you should totally do it.
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The Great Tuba Player, Mike Blaifeder, Musical Zealot and All-Around Badass
Show me ya moves
The Great Tuba Player,...’s Bio
FROM THE DUST OF A TIME NOW FORGOTTEN, IT WILL COME THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS. AS THE LEGEND OF THE ANCIENTS REVEALED WITH ITS WORDS: IT WILL COME FROM A BLOODY DIMENSION WHERE DEATH IS A PRESENT FROM GOD. HE'LL FACE THE SACRIFICED ONE.RIDER OF ASTRAL FIRE!
