Well, because you'd never hear it, I guess I can say it sounds however I want it to sound, so...

It sounds like a mix of James Bond. All of them. All the Bonds. Sean Connery, the one guy, the guy my mom has a crush on, another guy, another guy, and the newer guy who was also in A Kid in King Arthur's Court.

Actually, now that I think about it, that mix would sound horrific.

...

Screw it, I'm going with it.