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    1. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh

      asked by RukiM

      huge twitch

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    2. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      FALC WILL YOU BE A CHRISTIAN FATHER

      asked by RukiM

      I WILL GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN

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    3. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      You can say you punch me but you'll never know where I am, Falcon. I remember where you motherfuckin' were from when I got kinda drunk. I think I lost my shirt. It's kinda hazy. BUT YES I DO REMEMBER. And I will get you.

      I wasn't even in the same room.

      I wasn't even in the same STATE.

      That was totally LB. Totally

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    4. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      Build yourself new hands! From COBBLESTONE! Or maybe DIAMOND... SANDSTOME? LAVA?

      asked by RukiM

      Daemon Hand. Unlimited ARCANE POWEEEEEEEEEEEER

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    5. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      I'm Shin and I'm right behind you. WHAT NOW.

      *punch-kick-block-kick-blow*

      TIMING. AHAHHAHAHAHA

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    6. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

      asked by RukiM

      That was a nice house I had there.

      It'd be a shame...if something were...to happen to it...

      ;-;

      Oh, and I had a Blizzard. It was Butterfinger. It was delicious.

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    7. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      wHy dOnT yOu jUsT cHiLl sLaM aN iCeCoLd mAn

      asked by RukiM

      House update

      I have no house now.

      Oddly enough, the ethernet is still working.

      My hands are now burnt stumps of flesh as I type with my nose, bloodied and sweating with the intense heat of my melting computer.

      I had Wendys today. It was delicious.

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    8. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      We told you man. We warned you about the sick fires.

      asked by RukiM

      True enough.

      On an aside, I am now being stalked by a weird man with rocket boots and a plunger who may or may not be, in fact, a name for an apparatus used for certain operations in order to get a job done.

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    9. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      yOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THE SICK FIRES, tHEY CAN GET uHHHH wHATS THE WORD hOT

      asked by RukiM

      House update.

      My hands are on fire.

      Owwie

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    10. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      Did X3 burn down the house AGAIN.

      No, no, no. I think this was my fault.

      So many sick fires.

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    11. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      :33 *The kitty looks up at the mighty birded hero as she begins furmulating the purrfect question to ask*

      House update.

      My room is now considerably hot and the flames are reaching my DVDs. Kind of sad.

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    12. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      ARE YOU EXCIT-------ED FOR T)(E COMIC'S START?

      8D

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    13. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      are you avvalibile by any chance six solar swweeps old looking for a fun time wwill not cry promise

      Call me when you're 12
      ....
      Solar sweeps. God dammit

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    14. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      WHERE ARE YOUR IRONS, FALCON6? ARE THEY IN THE FIIIIIIIIRE???????? ::::)

      So many fires for these irons, actually.

      The house is probably not suitable for this activity.

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    15. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A FORMSPRING DUMBFUCK

      WHY DO YOU EVEN FOLLOW ME. :(

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    16. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      Did you answer God's question?

      Yes.

      Stupid Riddle Shit.

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    17. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      FALC COULD YOU BE THE KNIGHT OF FUCKASS

      Of course I could be.

      It could be me.

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    18. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      Will Death Head have dandruff?

      http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/6420/dhtime.jpg

      Just look at him.

      I mean...dandruff must be like the smallest issue for him.

      Though I could see why you're concerned. All that black and all. And I don't think he washes.

      ....death is kinda smelly.

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    19. Falcon
      12 months ago
      Falcon6

      *Hug*! Hug Day 2.0 :333

      asked by animemangavg

      Aw, I missed hugs? Hmph.

      Oh, I guess I COULD log in more often to see questions, but WHATEVER

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    20. Falcon
      one year ago
      Falcon6

      how does it sound when you speak aloud?

      Well, because you'd never hear it, I guess I can say it sounds however I want it to sound, so...

      It sounds like a mix of James Bond. All of them. All the Bonds. Sean Connery, the one guy, the guy my mom has a crush on, another guy, another guy, and the newer guy who was also in A Kid in King Arthur's Court.

      Actually, now that I think about it, that mix would sound horrific.

      ...

      Screw it, I'm going with it.

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