... I don't get it!

HI!!!!

Mister Urdy? I heard him sing stuff about mister Mordy before... it was sad...

... that... is... SO SMART! I'mma have my people get to work on this!

... um it's when you're really really happy with someone and you just wanna be around them all the time and make THEM happy and it makes you feel good inside when they're happy so you give them lots of hugs and candy and it makes more people happy!!

How do you throw a party? Isn't it heavy?

... you talk funny. Stop being mean miss Reapy!

Nuh uh... I made mister Urdy and mister Arty float though! In a bubble!

Stocks are up due to the charitables business we're doin' with helpin' the sad people who got hurt by the Reapies, and free candy to everyone!

Also I made Reapy looking candies that people can chomp and bite so they feel better!

I like those sounds! Also thwack! BAMF! BAZOOOW! WOOOOSH!

I dunno! But I'm gonna try now!

... okay! I'll say hi to miss Tally!

Mister Urdy says hoomans have less years so I'm only ten in them. But that's silly, I'm not that little!

I'm good! I have lots of new friends and lots of candy and even though some mean people tried to steal our candy it's okay because mister Urdy and miss Arri stopped them.

... whassat roffles?

NUH UH! I'M NOT!

Huh? I have a brother?! -wide eyes-

... fight? He taught me how to use my bioties! An' made me learn to read an' write!

I know mister Garry but he wasn't 'round much.. but he painted his face real good! I dunno miss Tally.

... um... can someone read this to me? I don't understand it.