LMOA MY SON we at the empire do not approve of rape, no. unless they need it, nothing will be done. ;D take the methadone, coke, crush it snort it and we out! LOLOL SPEEDBALLS AND SEX LMAO that has to be the best thing ive ever heard. XDD well well probably forget the entire night!

lolol YUP SPEEDBALLS ARE THE SHITTTT!!! oh really? well looks like the neighbors are in for a surprise visit. ;)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm methadone hahfbyfy3hhf3 synthetic opiates make me happy, good my boy, we celebrate, and while were at it why dont we throw some coke in there and make it a speedball eh?

gppd jimmy, i will you command of the ELITE SECOTOR of eztopian troopers. kill all the rebels and hwat not :") make your father proud. and PSHH no one wants to be better than hitler! people will just think ima try hard! GAWD. LOL, just kidding jimmy, i will be better than the fuerer himself.

good. good. WE WILL WIN THIS WAR AND BRING THE EMPIRE BACK TO ITS FORMER GLORY! >:D no beleive me even if i was piss drunk i would never marry a black woman. never. no your names not timmy it is now JIMMY. yes the empire will prosper jimmy, we will be better than hitler ever was :")

ohh its a time parodox my boy, it is that exactly is to what it happens to be so listen carefully, if you are my son then you have category 2 insurance. i will provide you with your opiate rations, me and you will handle this civil war with care timmy my boy, your name is not tyrone no son of mine will be black. no you will not be higher rank, not until im dead will you be in my shoes. take care of the empire when i am gone timmy.

i prefer giving out good honest quality insurance. im accepting insurance applications for approval provided by the empire of eztopia medical district. the insurance may vary from category 1-4 and includes coverage for opiates, narcotics, amphetamines, hallucinagens, cannabis, tobbacco, alcohol, deliriants, and more! sign up today.

HOO DAYUM TIMMY WE GOT US A LALAPALOOOZA HERE

lololololol I DID. here at eztopia we have rules that state our honor code of conduct. i am obligated by first god of honor to follow said rules.

ohh that i dont know, i am no freak you see but i am sure that it is MIGHTY LARGE ;D

REALLLLYYYY BIG. but really though, it is. ;)

NO NO NO. that does make sense, could the resistance traveled back to my time to destroy me and keep me from making the biggest mistake... by god its a TIEM PARODOX. no my boy, me and you will rule together. i will have the empire on full alert. but if i may ask.. who is my son< i am quite curious.

NO YOU HAVENT. there still going on, the wars havent been won yet )": but no worries, i will crush the resistance. NO YOU WILL NOT OK. you cant get in my empire either way, no one knows where it is except me and my people, you have no forces and if you ARE my son then why dont you come rule with me, you can take my place when i am gone (":

HEY MAN MY DICKS THE SIZE OF KENTUCKY

OH NO I ONLY OBEY JOHNSON AND THE HIGH COUNCIL OR ORDER AND HONOR. ranah seoth tustde appraisal etho doshealis

ALSO RACHEL IM GUESSING

RACHELLLL

im guessing this rachel

NO NO IM STILL FIGHTING THE WARS, THE CIVIL WAR, THE GREAT UPRISING, AND THE WAR ON uhh.... STUFF. HAH, NEVER. my empire will never crumble, EVER. wait.... no that cant be.... i dont have a son....unless i do.... no.... NOOOOO!!!!

FUCK GOD. its all about the 3 holy gods of eztholocism,