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   2 years ago

   ExileOnWoodCt

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   Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

   When they knocked down the Shitty Wall?

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   2 years ago

   ExileOnWoodCt

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   If you were a hot dog would you eat yourself?

   I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!

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   2 years ago

   ExileOnWoodCt

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   What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

   African or European?

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   2 years ago

   ExileOnWoodCt

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   How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? You seem to be the eminent knowledge on all things wood.

   1)42
   2)If it were a WoodChuckNorris then it'd be infinity
   3)I wouldn't say eminent, though I have learned a lot about it ever since I robbed a Home Depot

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   2 years ago

   ExileOnWoodCt

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   Are you a fan of powdered sugar?

   Only when it's aiding Powdered Toast Man in fighting crime

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   2 years ago

   ExileOnWoodCt

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   how does it feel to have a wide set vagina?

   Luscious of course

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