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    1. Eric Z Cloutier

      This is very difficult but I'm thinking Pie

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      Adidas, son, I be on that Adolf Dassler shit.

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      Books, video games, and drugs. We're talking about a sensible world, right?

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      Hellboy 2 The Golden Army, which is a phenomenal film.

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      So I see you are messing with me because I don't care about basketball. I like his green hair. That is all.

    10. Eric Z Cloutier

      The Flight of the Concords are great. Sucks that they stopped after two seasons, but I understand why. They stopped because it was too much work btw, they'd spend almost the whole year working on a season and wanted to be free to do other things.

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      I'd probably get a tattoo or two. Something Stargate, something Halo or BioShock or Fullmetal Alchemist. I have a list of tattoos I want to get and it has that stuff and El Ten Eleven's albums, an ouroboros that I really like, I'd have to have the possibility to really narrow it down.

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      Oh, well I'm glad I could get someone to check them out, here's a really good sketch of theirs from this last and final season, which was their fifth: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTxc_pfF3E&feature=plcp) These three are good too: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1BY1NfgR6o&feature=plcp) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djSp1NVsTrI&feature=plcp) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F98hFzIVeu4&feature=plcp) Portlandia is another really good one where it's all in the same universe and characters from different sketches interact with each other sometimes, but apparently it's really polarizing so if you don't like it after a few episodes, you're probably not going to like the rest of it. Keep watching it til you get to the episode with the mayor though, cause he (Kyle MacLachlan) is my favorite character in the show.

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    16. Eric Z Cloutier

      I don't, I'm pretty sure Gwen had some before she died in that fiery crash, though. A lot of it is that I don't have any money.

    17. Eric Z Cloutier

      Good question. Uhhhh realistically of course neither would be good for most living things with the Circadian Rhythm and all that, and the whole impossibility of either, unless you're at one of the poles. I might have to with darkness cause the moon and doing stuff at night is nice, but then again a lot of things (flora and fauna things) be doing thangs like chirping, or running around, or blooming, or ejaculating so fuck you very much for this question. Fuck. Night? No, day. No, darkness. I guess darkness with a moon that's close to full oftentimes or is always full or changes colors every day is my answer. Also fuck you for this question.

    18. Eric Z Cloutier

      Probably, the episode I saw and the other random sketches were great, I just forgot or wanted to watch something else probably. Just watched it, it was alright. I prefer The Whitest Kids U'Know over any other sketch group, both because they're funnier and have fewer misses than any other one I've seen, but I presume you already know of WKUK. Also, fuck yo two cents, nikka, it's currency that small that makes buying shit so gay.

    19. Eric Z Cloutier

      I'd like to see you make that squiggly face in tha rel werld. I don't give a shit, da bitch came to me and I was like, "as you can see, this is my yacht, how are you today blonde lady?" She curtly responded with "damn, son, I though this was an island or something, this is rlly big." And then she touched Eric 2.0-17.0 and I knew something penis-related was about to go down. Like I said, she died shortly after the lovemaking and we were in international waters so her marriage meant shit, gurl.

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      From what I remember about astronomy and other related things you would literally see nothing. Also I don't think that it has to be expanding into something, as other things it does, like endlessly expanding at an increasing rate, defy attempts to understand it with Earthly or otherwise physics so maybe it's just responding to the event(s) that started it all and will one day snap back and hit you in the face.

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Phoenix, Arizona

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I like drugs and other things that are badong. Deal with it or deal to me, whichever you prefer.