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    1. David
      ErgoProxy responded to Formspring 19 Mar 11

      Are you better at using your brain or your brawn?

      Formspring question of the day

      brain

    2. David
      ErgoProxy responded to CombatBaby1 28 Feb 11

      wanna come over and watch grey's anatomy?

      yes. yes i do

    3. David
      ErgoProxy 7 Nov 10

      have you ever kissed a boy?

      once. he is straight and was VERY drunk at the time, and i am straight and was moderately drunk.

    4. David
      ErgoProxy responded to CombatBaby1 24 Oct 10

      why aren't you following me?

      because i am?

    5. David
      ErgoProxy 15 Apr 10

      what if grasshoppers had machine guns?

      then i'd be a spider. :)

    6. David
      ErgoProxy 12 Apr 10

      would you eat a rectal thermometer?

      uhhhh no. unless it was a chocolate covered one.

    7. David
      ErgoProxy 16 Mar 10

      you're really sexy.

      why thank you. i'm sure you're lovely yourself, whoever you are.

    8. David
      ErgoProxy 16 Mar 10

      can you gargle peanut butter?

      every good answer i can think of this makes me sound really gay. so, i'll just say no, i can't. lol

    9. David
      ErgoProxy 4 Mar 10

      What was the worst concert you went to?

      probably some really bad local show back in my hometown.

    10. David
      ErgoProxy 4 Mar 10

      Do you believe in God?

      i sure do!

    11. David
      ErgoProxy 4 Mar 10

      What's the longest you've ever gone without a bath or shower?

      23 years :p

    12. David
      ErgoProxy 4 Mar 10

      If you could be on one TV show which one would it be?

      SCRUBS!!! so i can give JD a hug then call him a woman's name. :)

    13. David
      ErgoProxy 28 Feb 10

      will the face of the future recognize where it came from?

      if it can get over its hangover.

    14. David
      ErgoProxy responded to morgansetfire 28 Feb 10

      do you have the lips of an angel?

      and sweet as sin.

    15. David
      ErgoProxy 5 Feb 10

      you put da lime in my coconuts.

      and i drank you all up.

    16. David
      ErgoProxy 5 Feb 10

      can we get drunk and do each other.

      depends...what drink will we use to get drunk on?

    17. David
      ErgoProxy 26 Jan 10

      want to suck on my titties?

      are they hairy?

    18. David
      ErgoProxy 26 Jan 10

      gag reflex?

      i've got a strong gag reflex. i have to be careful even when i brush my teeth.

    19. David
      ErgoProxy 15 Jan 10

      What are the "few other girly shows you won't get into"?

      to be honest, i no longer remember! i haven't watched tv in earnest since 2 years ago. maybe even longer. like i said on there, project runway, but i know i also watched top model...and i'm sure there were at least two other shows as well. but i honestly don't remember now. sorry!

    20. David
      ErgoProxy 13 Jan 10

      Can I offer you nine inches of strength and sensitivity?

      only if you are flexible.

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