made me a sandwich.

beautiful, i think its the most powerful word from them all...and hot will never lead up the same to someone who's beautiful

a-tch-oo

Dude, I'm Batman.

Beautiful is the most amazing word for a girl

Uhhh , Jumped off my roof (i don't remember how I got up there) and landed in the garden , I think I started dancing after I got up. (Still in the garden)

A whole hell of alot... Well sucked some imaginary dick, slept with some guy, did some crazy ass shit with my bestfriend.

lunch

Omg thankyou<3
I don't dress like in my picture on a daily basis,I was going somewhere and I felt like dressing up.like don't judge me when you don't know me.im glad I found someone that actually understands where I'm coming from!<3

That I will never be with that one guy.

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i'm not explaining it! go talk to taylor swift.

ew

both of us walking in on his brother getting dome from his girl .

yeah. It's a really cute story,actually.


We were walking along this road. Not just any road either. Red. Red bricks. We walked down this red road and then these people asked us if we wanted some candy. I mean, Who doesn't fucking want candy? They looked safe. I mean their van was white and had a crowbar,so obviously they're cleanfreaks and care A LOT about safety. Then we took some candy and these nice buff men helped me up into this van! I felt like a superstar because NOBODY helped me get into cars.....much less vans! Then all I remember is waking up in some room that smelled like feet and omelets and these nice people told me they were his parents and then we had peach cobbler and they gave me something called a ceiling or a rooftop...I don't remember.


Then I came home. Good night.

14 years ago

taylor lautner. were stilll together. its a pretty good relationship.

Ask him if I could help him in any way (sarcastically).

dude you need to stop with this shit.. its rediculous, growww up.

Good. Love is love no matter what sex.