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NO! You don't know where that's been :(
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Because you have to sleep with it! Then it'll tell you a cryptic riddle that only the cross dresser of North Uganda only knows :)
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Rape more children!
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I've hidden the details for our wedding ;D You need to travel to Lapland, go to Santa's grotto and ask for Madeleine then you have to repeat these exact words! "I'm looking for a carrot named John". She lead you from there :) <3
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Well if you're famous you tend to be rich anyway :P
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Only if little children are involved :3
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The Box... Paraphrase for it; "Here is a box", "ok thanks, we will not press it cuz killing is wrong... lol jk". "Wait why are we in this library again? Oh yeah that's right it's a secret under water lair." "Why is our son blind and death?", "Because I feel sorry for you! Oh btw I'm actually an alien hence why I have half my face missing and I'm still alive." "Ok I will kill myself now so my son will be back to normal although I don't really see how I can learn a lesson if I'm dead..."
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Perform a 'suck dude' :)
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People! Socialising is just too main stream...
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Potatoes! They're totally hip and down with the kids nowadays.
EndlessLemon’s Bio
I enjoy using severed arms as a sexual aid.



