I like summer, when it's so deliciously hot all you want to do is lay around and soak up all the warmth you possibly can handle before winter comes.

Bitchface

Excuse me? That's my sister you're talking about. If you don't have the nerve to say that unanonymously, you shouldn't be saying that at all. Don't use the internet as a way for you to feel better about yourself by name-calling. I mean, how old are you? 10? Cause you're acting like a child by calling people names to make yourself feel better. Stay away from me, and stay away from my friend Jade until you grow up.

It's mine.

Probably the time my sister tried to get around a 12-hour traffic jam by telling me to drive straight through the sketchiest ghetto in Chicago at 2 in the morning.

Hipsters taste better.

I don't even know who that is. Is that a middle schooler? Celebrity? Child prodigy? Rocket scientist? Cause I'll tell you one thing, I hate rocket scientists. They're the absolute worst.

Hasn't everyone? What are you, 5?

You, anon.

Yes. Wait what?

Ok, on my way. I'm actually doing this instead of my app right now.

I don't even know what half those words mean.

Yes.

I AM FULL OF EELS, LIKE A HOVERCRAFT.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Yes. Yes I do. And I can figure out who this is easily enough.

How do you spell heart?

I eat you. Oh wait I forgot the h and the r.

What's your sign?

I like your creepin'. Did you ask the other one too?