This is our cat, who has two heads and no arse.

Just kidding, my cat is Coco who is in the foreground and the cat in the background is Kitty, my husband's cat. Although they've been part of our family together for years now so I might as well just say that they're both my cats. Except for when Kitty throws up all over the place, then he's Daniel's cat. Or when Coco drags his shitty arse across the floor, then neither of them are my cats and they're both just a pair of ferals that happen to live here.