Well, um...

I mean, unless you plan on arresting and trying the animal for not looking both ways...?

What was the question again? XD

Sorry! I meant that it was manufactured, and that it sounded like Disney. Which-- okay, you've gotta admit-- it kinda does. Disney with more references to sex and partying. XD

One big qualm that I have with 1D is that their melodies are generally very, very basic. When I first listened to What Makes You Beautiful, I could anticipate the next note before it even played. Now, I'm not musically learned enough to know what that's called, but it certainly shows a lack of imagination and creativity. Well, time to fire the current songwriter! :P

Some songs were better, though-- More Than This was one, I think. It still didn't do anything particularly special, but at least it wasn't quite Disney pop.

Anything to not be Disney pop.

I hate Disney pop.

BURN THE DISNEY POP. XD

Er. Um.

I might have, ah, searched One Direction on Google a few times...

... or ten...

I swear I'm not a 1D fan, though! Really! I mean, honestly? Attractive British boyband with questionable talent producing upbeat Disney pop manufactured perfectly to steal the hearts of tweenage fangirls? WHY WOULD I LIKE THEM?!

... well, some of their songs are actually kind of good, but...

EMMALEE DOES NOT LIKE ONE DIRECTION. THAT IS THE OFFICIAL STATEMENT.

... they're kind of insanely attractive, you have to admit--

I. WILL. NOT. GIVE. IN. TO. SHALLOWNESS.

... you forgot about the few decent songs they produced--

THEY DIDN'T EVEN WRITE ANY OF THOSE! THEY'RE FAKE ROBOTIC PAWNS OF THE CORPORATION DESIGNED TO MAKE TONS OF MONEY FOR THE EVIL SPARKLY UNICORNS!

You sound like a conspiracy theorist.

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Now your punctuation is as bad as the insane fangirls on Twitter.

ASDFGHJKL ASDFGHJKL ASDFGHJKL

You know the caps lock key isn't totally essential for survival?

ASDFGHJKL F-BOMB YOU

*explosion*

...

And that, my friends, ends another episode of Emmalee Is Not Bipolar But Argues With Herself Anyways.

This was apparently supposed to be a joke. Must be why I'm not laughing.

The thing is, I've felt empty before. It's not a nice feeling, but you don't realize you're empty until you're full again. So the whole time you're lost, you think there's nothing wrong, and when you collapse into yourself and cry all those tears you've been holding back for months, you start to blame yourself for being so annoyingly emotional.

I've blamed myself a lot. That's not a nice feeling, either.

You may not think it matters-- you may say, "oh, get a sense of humor." But while 90% of people probably laughed and moved on, 10% swallowed and teared up because that's exactly how they were feeling. Then they realized it was a joke and felt disgusted with themselves for acting so emotionally. "Lighten up," they told themselves. "Why can't you get a sense of humor?" More self-blame ensued. And if I've learned anything from this hell of an experience called growing up, I've learned that blaming yourself generally just makes everything worse.

I don't have depression. To call my state of being depressed would be an insult to myself and all the people who are truly diagnosed with depression in the world. But everyone has those moments of self-doubt sometimes, and our culture does nothing but promote those feelings.

Hello! *virtual hug*

I tried to make Ben, but his wig wouldn't cooperate. -_- I'm thinking about asking my mom to let me buy a new one, because I really want to get back into the swing of things, and a project might be just the right thing.

We'll see. ;)

♥

...

Wait, "anon" has turned into "someone"? Or is it just that anons can write who they are and this anon just said someone and--

I'm so out of the loop.

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.

Oh my God.

I am so, so, so sorry.

For everything.

And I don't deserve you all, but--

I love you.

I hope you'll take me back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlqTjkEXBII

Play

Favorite: Jason Wu, Alexander McQueen, Diane Von Furstenberg, Donna Karan, Marc Jacobs

Least Favorite: Hi, Wal-Mart.

1. The badness of specific acts is determined by people.
2. When a person commits an act she thinks is bad, the resulting emotions include embarrassment, humiliation, and guilt.
3. Embarrassment, humiliation, and guilt lead to regret.
4. Therefore, all people regret committing acts they consider bad.

YAY PROOFS

PROBABLY WRONG PROOFS BUT OH WELL

If I buy it, I usually recommend it. Unless it's the Playhouse Sandy wig. Oh, God.

Never. Again. O_O

Bella Swan would think so. But Bella Swan is an idiot.

Then I mope around in my dark little corner and bawl my eyes out getting emo to Linkin Park because I'm emotionally destroyed and I'll never stop loving my one true irrevocable love and--

Then I stop being Bella Swan and get over it.

I love how Formspring thinks it's so hipster and says "tune" instead of "song". Even though tunes are very different from songs.

Okay. Right. Question. Tunes.

...

The Looney kind.

... are we supposed to debate that the debates are interesting, or...?

Are you serious?

Actually serious?

Really, truly serious?

...

*bursts out in hysterical laughter*

Yeah, right. Americans are way too coddled in our little cradle of world superpowerdom to scrape together a revolution. Besides, we have a relatively decent form of government that's incredibly flawed, but still better than about 99% of the other options. I doubt many people would want to get rid of that.

Who are these "some" people, anyways? Conspiracy theorists? XP

Well, let's see. Are legal adults suffering from severe obesity forced to work out and eat right, or do they mostly just stay the way they are, endangering their health in the process?

I hate all this "big is beautiful" stuff that's been preached by the part of the media that doesn't endorse "stick-skinny is beautiful", which I also hate. No. It doesn't matter what size you are. Healthy is beautiful, because healthy gives you the strength to go out in the world and make things of true beauty.

I would bring Handy Manny so he could get his tools to fix the machine while he sat there and took all the credit.

And then I could summon ALL THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS and EVERYONE IN THE HUNGER GAMES and then the world would probably be thrown into mass chaos but OH WELL MY GEEKY DREAMS ARE FULFILLED.

work·out noun \ˈwərk-ˌau̇t\
1: a practice or exercise to test or improve one's fitness for athletic competition, ability, or performance

work out verb
intransitive verb
2: to engage in a workout <works out regularly at the gym>

"Workout" is a NOUN, Formspring. So, ah, what's my favorite way to workout?

Well, I like the yellow brick road surrounded by gingerbread houses and sparkly fairies and rainbows covered in pink fluffy unicorns.

No, I can't. I can, however, write it.

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