Coheed's Pearl of the Stars or Neil Young's Helpless

Definitely my Dad in looks and personality

Okay. So, in five years I'll be out of high school and ready to get on with the rest of my life. Knowing my inability to do much of anything, I'll definitely be going to either college or university. It's a lot more likely that I'll go to college; who the fuck wants to be a doctor or a lawyer? That's boring as fuck.

Anyway, while I'm in college I'll take a few writing and art courses I guess. While I do that I'll still probably day dream about playing music for a living. Anyway, I know for sure that while I'm in college I'll be smoking a shit ton of pot. I won't have many friends, because I kind of have a hate on for frat boys and mouthy sluts. Seriously, the only time I enjoy the company of a mouthy slut is when she's *my* mouthy slut for, oh, a couple hours. But I digress.

College will pass by quickly I think, and with any luck I'll find a job as a writer or a teacher or a roadie. I'll probably find an average looking girl who's as socially awkward as me and afraid of being alone. And at that point, I just keep working, smoking and going to concerts for the next five years of my life until she suggests having kids; at which point I get the fuck out of there.

Why yes, I have thought this out!

A treehouse. With a unicorn stable. And a hammock. With fields of marijuana growing up in every direction.

Lovely, that's one person anyway

Three Evils :) I mosh so hard to that shit

why do I bother answering these....

Are you fucked? Dexter.

No

Fuck you Jacob, you wish you're as hardcore as the werewolves on True Blood

Nobody rocks the plaid lumberjack shirts like I do

Always, and that's caused a few people to want me dead

Oh boy.

Protest the Hero, Cancer Bats, The Black Dahlia Murder, Cannabis Corpse, Mumford and Sons, Sublime with Rome, Tokyo Police Club, Fucked Up, Dropkick Murphys, City and Colour, Coheed again.... those are all that I can think of right now

Oh

Mr. Miyagi

Do I hate you or something? Is that why you're anon, anon? :o I do not feel like putting that shit up right now. Just message me later, gawsh

Cool grade ten stuff bro

An island, a marijuana tree and a massive bong...

Okay anon, I believe you

as you can tell from my profile picture, i like soup