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A: Who drinks soda? I use it for its intended purpose, bathing.
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A: I'm a spender, I'm a saver, I'm an electric shaver, I make your skin as smooth as silk. I'm a thinker, I'm a drinker, I'm a skating rinker, I eat me cereal with milk...
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A.: I'd go back in time and kill the person who invented stupid questions.
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A.: The dead hooker. No, the coke. Wait, can I bring both if I hide the coke on the dead hooker's body?
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asked by DuckFeather
A.: I suppose I'm sad, sometimes. Maybe more often than not. When people ask me what I want, I used to say I wanted to be happy, but I don't think it's true. I just want to learn to enjoy the sadness.
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A.: Who was on top? If the egg was on top, definitely the egg, but if the chicken had the egg "over easy" probably the chicken, unless the chicken was fried and did that thing with its beak, then the egg came first. Probably even "double-yolked" if you know what I mean.
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A: This has to be about the most egocentric question a person can ask. It reminds me of the episode of "Growing Pains" where Mike has this epiphany that "Gilligan's Island" comes on TV every day, whether he's there to watch it or not.
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A.: Um, CMJ, but that's in October, so not a summer music festival. Also looking way ahead to SXSW 2012.
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A.: I'd like to get a good visit in NYC. I've only gone once and just for a few hours. Also Boston and Portland.
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A.: I have to imagine my birth was pretty fucking frightening.
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A.: A movie with a plot and characters that weren't flat and predictable.
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A.: Blossom, from "Blossom"
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A.: Probably my birth.
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The ones that come in late fall.
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