Because half the people I talk to are morons. And me being mean doesn't work. They're immune to it now. Everyone including Sebastian make an effort to piss me off. It's like they have a competition for it or something. So that is why I am fairly rude.

I hate you.

You and Alois drive me insane.

I deal with you enough on Facebook.

He used to a lot. He hasn't in about 3 years.

Yes. That is asked a lot. Go down and view the other questions.

I hate everyone.

I am a homosexual. And I am gay. Not 'a' gay. And no. You can't have my babies.

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Who are you?

Are you asking if I like dogs? Or if I act like a dog?

I'm here answering questions because I am in fact real. Otherwise I wouldn't be able too. Also, she is contradicting herself by asking me a question in the first place. If she truthfully thought I wasn't real, then why would she feel the need to ask me a question? People don't ask questions to things that aren't real. Sane people at least.

I hate you.

Jesus refuses to see me for obvious reasons.

Get in line.

All of them.

Yes. You do.

First, you start by spelling my name right.

The fuck?

Please stop breathing.