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yes...
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Totally. Guess this is what I get for commenting on a fuckin NPR facebook post.
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Awwwww hail yeah. All types of whale dongs and otters and whatever. What? It's cool, it's the intrenets.
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Shoulders, I guess. Or suggestion. Skirts sometimes? This is hard. Ha Ha, that's what she said.
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Hrhurm... straight up, Snickerdoodle. This is a cookie that is unfairly fettered by its holiday bonds, and deserves to be eaten 365 days a year. Which is saying, I guess, that I want to be eaten 365 days a year. I'm changing my answer to a butt mayonnaise burning hair flavored cookie.
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How am I not myself?
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Is that like a porno pyramid scheme? You made me look at that in the library! I'm prolly in trouble now. To answer your question though, this is probably the most normal kind of internets blending of unethical business practices and repression sourced beatin it.
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Pssshhh, you are the wind beneath my wings.
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In the best of all worlds, a la candide, I would watch a porno with you mom, staring your mom, and me. Bam! In this sadly imperfect world we live in, I would watch with my parents. They have a very liberal outlook.
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Your breath is intimidating. What if we asked it the wrong thing?
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Because you are intimidating. What if we asked the wrong thing?
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I'm not sure, but I think it's really expensive, and a friend of mine just got one stolen from the camera shop he works at. So... expensive enough that he told me about it. Are you from Taiwan or something?
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Grrrrl, i would camp with you so hard, you would have a hard time getting to sleep because you would be thinkin about friday the thirteenth movies and you know, maybe windigos could be real and maybe they love to eat skin. Tell your friends.
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Acid. I could get some. I know Chemists.
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Dairy. Dairy products are the only reason I eat baked potatoes. It's really frustrating that I can't bring myself to eat a bowl full of sour cream topped with cheese, and this is the exact cause of my constant taco salad gluts.
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My love of three six notwithstanding, manual dexterity does develop sometime around the capacity for memory recall, so I suppose that it's possible. That would make the good DJ some kind of fresh prodigy though, which is a rare motherfucker indeed.
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The soccer player? I heard that guy is a starkly shaded dick. In any case, no, it is the skull of a very ugly lady who turned out to be beautiful on the inside.
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I financed another expedition to the Borneo Highlands, to hunt more crystal pygmies, of course.
I've done it so much I've become incorporated into their mythology as the destroyer. It's like wishing for more wishes. -
It was funny! I was just totally confused as to why you were playing some ancient fantasy game. So confused, in fact, that I had no idea what to say.
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Dustin Sandwich
portland,OR
Dustin Sandwich’s Bio
I am a guy who has heard about a thing.
